[FIC WITH TERRIBLY OOC CHARACTERS SET IN A HIGH SCHOOL AU IN WHICH EVEN THE SUMMARY HAS MISPELLINGS: HUNDREDS OF REVIEWS (Fanfic Flamingo) WELL-WRITTEN FIC WITH GOOD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING WHICH GREATLY EXPANDS UPON CANON MATERIAL OR IS SET IN A REALLY INTERESTING AU: NO REVIEWS]
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GPOY, with Twilight and 50 Shades of WTF versus the good stuff ANYONE ELSE INCLUDING ME writes.
I think I submitted this before, I might be mistaken. Anyway…
Kurt and Beast, a malfunctioning electric razor/pet-groomer, and the amusing/embarassing results of the latter encountered by the former two.
[Yeah, you did as anon, and since you’re so insistent, I guess this is today’s instant story]
Shaving was a problem for the naturally hirsute. The trimming products usually designed for people did not take into account things like, say, embarrassing bald patches. And trimer
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Fracture Forty-Eight: Home Away From Home
“What on *Earth*?” Scott boggled. “He is *not* greeting everyone by name.”
“Heirelgart’s a small town,” said Jean. “What do you expect?”
“Okay,” said Kitty, “That is *so* not German,” she flipped through her dictionary. “That is *way* not German. It’s not even *dialect*. What *language* are they like, *speaking*?”
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Read more »Jean discovers a reason why Duncan should be dumped and Todd shows her why Scott might be a better choice, all while they hang upside down from a tree. By accident.
“It'snotmyfault, IsweartoGod, pleasedon'tkillme!”
Jean was still getting her bearings. A tough thing to do when gravity wanted all her blood to settle into her head because the ground was directly above it.
She let open her ‘walls’ a crack to scan for any other intelligent life besides&
Read more »Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.
oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
LOL BEST POST EVER
Reblogging again for the new notes
This fandom.
THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS. YES.
Reblogging because MeMum does not believe Tumblr does this all day.
There ya go, mum. There ya go.
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Fracture Forty-Seven: An Excercise in Surrealism
Andrei had been growing again. He was bordering on clearing eight feet. He was fiddling with a cork overshoe, worn so that his metal horseshoes wouldn’t cause too much noise or damage to the interiors of the public building.
He put his huge hoof back down the second he saw Kurt. “Are you all right, Kasegewicht? You’re looking a little - ill.”
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Read more »Have hit 20K words.
A minimum of 40K to go.
Introduced the chief villain, added a plot twist, and made my heroine temporarily deaf.
Oh, and someone pre-chewed a bug for someone else.
Fun times.
Read more »End a story with this line: “She only knew it was going to be messy, however it ended.”
Karin had a problem with clean. Firstly, it never made sense; because the first thing that happened to clean was that someone pretty much instantly made it ‘un’ in short order. Secondly, she could never really do it. Her attempts at clean always ended badly.
And Mom loved clean. Loved it beyond all reason.
And today was Mother’s
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Fracture Forty-Six: Damning Testimony
Kurt’s face went almost completely emotionless as he sat. Raven, under the guise of Risty Wilde, didn’t let her fear show. She just took notes, as she always did. She’d need this material to drive Hess so insane that she’d never harm another child ever again.
Matt Murdock stood and traced his way around the table. “Mister Wagner, how long have you
Read more »Graydon Creed and Mr. Kian get into an argument about mutants in school, power, decency and misogyny, which also demonstrates to Kian how much of a terror Graydon could be when he’s older.
“Now, I understand you used a slur in a public arena, mmkay?”
“Mutie is not a slur. It’s what they are.”
“Mmkay. That word you just used, the new M word? Mmkay, that’s a slur, mmkay… It&
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Fracture Forty-Five: Survival
They had him in for ‘observation’, and Kurt felt creeping paranoia overcome him. Yes, it was a hospital for mutants, but it was still a hospital. Hospitals gave him hackle trouble, in that his were always up when he was in one.
There was actually nothing wrong with the place. The staff were friendly, outgoing, patient, marvellously colourblind and could actually be relied upon to treat him like a human
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America. Land of the free and the home of the brave. [/sarcasm]
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Write more on the augmented dog and the woman who was paired with it. Specifically, I’d love to know why the woman needed the dog and how the dog was groomed for her in the first place.
Rael arrived at their residence at the same time as their Cogniscent Rights caseworker.
“You’re here for—?” prompted a Melil whose name tag declared zir to be Officer Raak.
“Broken crockery printer,” said Rael. “Julie
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Fracture Forty-Four: Strength
“I thought it would be damaging to you,” Xavier defended. “I - knew you were having a tough time dealing with the knowledge that Mystique was your mother. That, on top of everything else…” He sighed. “I just couldn’t do it.”
“You thought I wasn’t strong enough,” said Kurt. “You thought I couldn’t stand up to
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“I don’t think of myself as mad,” said Zort. “I’m just… cross.”
“Denial,” said three other members at once.
Phibes cleared his throat. “Perhaps the issue is not… anger management. We have all encountered situations that have stressed our relationships with both our emotions and our sanity.”
“…I’m only here because of the court order,” muttered Zort.
“Oooh! Was that the
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