I’m looking for Sarah. She’s from Sweden. That’s all I know. I REALY need to find her please help me.
Please help me! I’m still looking for Sarah. I really need her it’s a very long story please just help me find her.
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(The image is an overturned tanker, a colossus in white, blue, and red on a blue, relatively calm sea. It is lying on its side. The puzzle piece logo and the words ‘Autism Speaks,’ in the characteristic font and shade of blue, have been Photoshoped onto the side. It is captioned ‘Your ship of fail Listeth, sire).
Please pass these things around when you see them. The Internet runs on rumors and self-fulfilling prophecies.
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Considering how many toxic things humans ate, it was a little surprising that their cooking was not only edible, but delicious.
“YE-HE-HEEESSSSS! It’s here!”
The nervous Passeri crew gathered at a safe distance to watch the Ship Human - somewhere between lucky mascot and terrifying on-board entertainment - cackle and sing to herself.
They had been told that female humans were far more trainable than the males. That they were, on the whole, quieter and less dangerous than
Read more »Found on a gravestone, “Name, date-date, (Killed 99 bears) We pray he has found rest”
We pray he found rest. We’re not sure, but we hope so, because nobody ever found a body, and 99 may not have been enough.
(replace bears with appropriate sentient or nonsentient species at your discretion, especially in the case of early-contact humans :P)
If any being needed any further proof of human insanity - besides ten minutes’ contact with any number
Read more »screaming-at-the-constellations:
That’s fucking cruel
I hate getting tips like this. I can’t walk into my apartment office and say, “I don’t have money, but LET ME PAY YOU WITH THE WORD OF GOD!”
PSA: Don’t tip your severs/bartenders like this. We have bills just like you too.someone should put one of these in the collection basket at their church and see how much they appreciate it.
If these skid marks are regulars, they should
Read more »Read more »“I can’t believe you just said that. I am so glad they ended the call before they heard you.”
“What? It was a perfectly valid question.”
“I don’t care, it’s downright rude! And kind of disgusting.”
“But now you’re thinking about it, aren’t you?”
“…yes, damn you. Next time you wonder something like ‘How do conjoined twins decide whose hand wipes
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Find out more about Transgender Day of Remembrance at www.transgenderdor.org
See the list of people who died because of anti-transgender violence in 2012.
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Different cultures, different vocal physiologies, and different mechanisms of hearing certainly make for interesting music nights.
Of all the past human phenomena that proved endlessly fascinating, the one that Rael could not turn away from was ‘channel surfing’. Every time either one of them found themselves at the other’s residence, Rael always let Shayde have the entertainment remote.
Not because she had good taste, but because what she did fascinated him.
Even the humans used to limited entertainments
Read more »Humans burst into song spontaneously all the time, usually started just by one humming and becoming a little quartet or a vocalist and backing choir very suddenly.
Add in various aliens, and the somewhat macabre lyrics for the beginning of Bohemian Rhapsody
The humans called him Captain Ted. It was the closest they could get to Tyd'r'kaad and, compared to the many other things they said and did, it was only mildly annoying.
He was the first galactic captain to have
Read more »Read more »why did the scarecrow get a promotion
don’t
because he was outstanding in his field
thats it im leaving
Read more »a man types his facebook status.
“Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!”
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
READ THIS Novel Writing Pep Talk. Go on.
November 1-30. The world needs your novel.This is the pep talk I wrote some years ago for week three. You are now entering week three. Welcome to hell. Read the talk.
For everyone halfway through NaNo
Read more »A Tragic Mispronunciation and its results
“This is all your fault!”
“Me? It was him that didnae recharge his teletubby.”
“Assistant.”
“Whatever.” Shayde struggled upright. "And he said he wanted a bubble-bath of oranges…“
"A meal at Unsuitable Food..”
“I was bein’ amenable.”
“You do not take Ambassador Maliik’s common nouns at face value!”
“Well I wasnae given the Cliff Notes!
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