Realm of the InterNutter

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Challenge #00503 - A128: Percussive Maintenance

“Wow, how’d you get it to work?”
“I ran a Physical Impulse Mechanical Stress Routine”
“Huh?”
“I kicked it.”
“Ahh.” – RecklessPrudence

“And you’re charging me three Minutes for kicking it?”

Atole the JOAT tidied imaginary dust off her JOAT coat. “Fees and charges, friend. Two Seconds for the kick, and two Minutes, fifty-eight for the knowledge of where to kick it.”

Telos grumbled, but

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spacemuffinz: 1890s-chick: alyxxsometimesdraws: giraffesonparade: spacemuffinz: 1890s-chick: there's so little spg on my dash I feel...

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there’s so little spg on my dash I feel like im slowly drifting away from the fandom tbh

Ur following the wrong people then lol

the tags have been really dead lately. But we are bringing up the old art.

dead tags? what’s this? time to start drawing ridiculous amounts of robots again….

idk ever since people started to leave the band the fanmily just kinda….died :b

Nyeh let them be poopers. As

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Stolen shamelessly from XKCD

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. – RecklessPrudence

(#00502 - A127)

The Ch'debrithett did not know how lucky they were when the aliens came. They were a relatively quiet civilisation that worked to maintain a balance after years of nigh-catastrophic extinction-for-profit. Or, as it has become known in

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Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along

Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it.  Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.

Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.

The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.

Seven. Six. Five.

Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free

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prototype-the-walter-girl: delphiummm: empresstheodoras: flatbear: hobbitdragon: airyairyquitecontrary: punkybruiser: Fantastic news...

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Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of migraines when worn for just 20 minutes each day.

A device like this is definitely long overdue. Some 10% of people worldwide suffer from migraines, a condition characterized by intense pulsing or throbbing pain in one area of the head, accompanied by

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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/

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vicemag: Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some...

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Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine

As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some have a post-life agenda of stealing our socks or manifesting as apparitions on burned toast; others prefer to spend their time banging around abandoned children’s hospitals for Syfy Channel reality shows. But there’s one ghost who has taken an industrious approach, choosing to operate a creepy Coca-Cola machine on an innocuous corner in Seattle’s Capitol

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It's officially tomorrow.

Specifically, 12 minutes into tomorrow.

SO woke me up watching a GD loud movie.

I have lurgi.

My throat hurts.

I have actually consumed enough liquid to make drinking more a dangerous experience.

I dunno what I need but my dash is devoid of it.

hlep

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I can't see a smashwords link on your page either, where did you hide it?

Fargnax.

I swear blind that there was a link thing in the settings and I filled it in.

Either I dreamed it or Tumblr ate that feature in one of their numerous never-do-the-things-we-really-want style updates.

But never fear! Every instant story of mine features a link to my Smashwords profile. It’s the one that looks like this:

Buy my stories!

Click it. Look upon my works and sate your desire to own a copy of my words. Buy the lot.

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