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r: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPPP
s: i told you not to ride it. now you’re on your own
h: thanks for the ice cream!
[insert horribad honeybee pun here]









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A character that uses every opportunity to throw her prosthetic arm at people, hand it to them etc.
The Membletak used to be a race of conquerors. As far as manifest destinies were concerned, they were mostly benevolent. They did not, for instance, use germ warfare or treat their conquered planets as dump sites or their conquered people as second-class citizens.
They did rely on heavy taxes, but you can’t have everything.
That is,
Read more »that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:
Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.
reblogging bc this seems really useful
This could be extremely useful!
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-George Bernard Shaw
If he doesn’t blow himself up in the process.
-Anonymous — c/- RecklessPrudence
Ax’and’l often struggled to find something nice to say about the human race. His usual compromise, that they were profitable mammals, did not always make it seem like enough of a boon.
Especially when Hwell had managed
Read more »i gonna leave this here *jumps into a bunker*
Brain: a garter!! ah fahking garter!!!
raven: hatchy can control the steam and arachnids *hide in the bunker*
Brain: i dont fahking care!!!
Hatchy: TO THE SPAAAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!!
look at the details he has arachnids details in his belt, n 8 red ribbons :3 and the garter it’s a weapon…trust me
pssst
U pretty
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I’m the type of grackle who never throws anything away and now I have 930 messages in my inbox.
Is that the upper limit?
Do I have to go and delete stuff?
Do I have to apologise to the nice folks I’m expecting messages from?
Or is it just ignore-me day and I missed it?
…please help…
Read more »(since you’re a DS9 fan like I am) It was ironic that after the war, the Cardassian/Bajoran hybrids that Cardassia had neglected and cast out were instrumental in its rebuilding, and its rebirth.
Cardassia was in ruins.
It had never been in ruins. Not in all of its glorious history. Certainly, there had been wars in the pre-spaceflight days, but only individual areas ever became ruined.
An entire planet - and entire planetary empire in ruins… Just sucked the very
Read more »These are the victims of the May 23, 2014 Isla Vista, CA killings. They’ll receive too little face time for their loss.
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Read more »Asperger's and the Art of AllegoryA beautiful piece written by Rachel Edidin
... FEELS.
I...just...
...read it.
“I see other people's tolerance of and interest in me as a finite resource, one I can renew to a limited extent by being of use, but which will eventually and inevitably run out. I have a long and serial history as a flavor of the month. I assume--based on precedent, although the
The Frogman nails it. (via wlcometothemyscira)Read more »You say not all men are monsters?
Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned.
Go ahead. Eat a handful.
Not all M&Ms are poison.
One of the many early miscommunications when the humans first started to contact the galactic alliance: Alien expresses interest that human is still alive having broken one or more bones, slightly dense human gets the wrong end of the stick entirely and now half the camp thinks people with injuries like that are killed, because why else would something like a trifling broken arm mean you die?
Susan was learning what many in the new proto-city of Wiwazheer were calling Chickenese. Grey
Read more »Read more »The MRAs are outraged.
Not because a violent misogynist killed people.
They are outraged that people had the nerve to blame their influence. This young man took to heart many of their philosophies. He was taught that if his perceived entitlement was not fulfilled, it justified his behavior.
I’m filled with such saddening disappointment. A huge wake up call was shot across the bow of all men, and many of us seem only concerned with deflecting blame.
This “outrage” post