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Challenge #00664 - A299: Perilous Ornithology

The difference between a goose and a swan: A goose will chase at the drop of a hat and proceed to peck and bruise if it gets you. A swan will only attack if threatened, but can break bones.

“That’s ridiculous,” said a student in the middle of Allegedly Quiet Reading Time.

“Do you need assistance?” asked Mr Myss, Learning Advocate.

“This is an objectionable description of avians,” protested Yokk. “It assumes the

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internutter: This Halloween... read a free story from your favourite author. Or. Y'know. Just some loser on Tumblr who keeps pretending...

internutter:

This Halloween… read a free story from your favourite author.

Or. Y’know. Just some loser on Tumblr who keeps pretending they can write.

  1. Interview Inside a Terrarium
  2. Scavenger
  3. It Happened One Wednesday
  4. Hevun’s Rebel

For those of you already following - please reblog, I need readers.

Please reblog impoverished author.

Impoverished author needs affordable advertising.

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How to recognise and treat an Asthma attack

misguided-chaos-fitness-recovery:

Signs of an Asthma attack

  • Severe wheezing when breathing both in and out
  • Not being able to complete a sentence
  • Coughing that won’t stop
  • Very rapid breathing
  • Chest pain or pressure
  • Tightened neck and chest muscles, called retractions
  • Difficulty talking
  • Feelings of anxiety or panic
  • Pale, sweaty face
  • Blue lips or fingernails
  • Or worsening symptoms despite use of medications (reliever inhaler)
  • Reliever inhaler has no effect/ Person has to keep using it.

What to do if someone is having an

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This Halloween… read a free story from your favourite author. Or. Y'know. Just some loser on Tumblr who keeps pretending they can...

This Halloween… read a free story from your favourite author.

Or. Y'know. Just some loser on Tumblr who keeps pretending they can write.

  1. Interview Inside a Terrarium

  2. Scavenger

  3. It Happened One Wednesday

  4. Hevun’s Rebel

For those of you already following - please reblog, I need readers.

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Challenge #00663 - A298: Brawk?

T’reka meets a chicken

Her heart was already pounding as she scuttled from hiding place to hiding place in the human settlement. Their buildings were partially subterranean. Though some sat above the ground. Far above the ground. On a pole.

T’reka almost had a coronary when one of the residents of the strange little house said, “Cake?”

She remembered her breathing, and watched as her vital signs returned from red-lines. Only then, did she investigate.

“Cake… cake… sweet-sweet-sweet.”

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Challenge #00662 - A297: Bad Instincts

The most ridiculously evolved trait of a human: The itchiness of newly healed skin.

“This area is almost finished repairing. I now have the unbearable urge to claw at it.”

The human in the next bay was rubbing at her bandages. She was rubbing with her knuckles and grimacing.

“Most people use talon for scratch,” said Pu'rii, edging a little further away from the human. Well. As far as she could get on a not-so-spacious hospital bed.

“

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Can I ask y'all something?

I’m nearing completion of my second year’s worth of doing instant stories. I’m “looking forward” to another spate of wrist-crippling editing so I can get 366 [it’s a leap year of instants, this time] stories collated, corrected, indexed and ready to rock and roll, come early 2015.

The thing is… I’m not sure if it’s worth it.

One Year of Instants has had seventy-four downloads. Seventy four.

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