Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

unwahrscheinlichetraeume: amortizing: okay = Everything's cool.okay? = You make no sense.okay... = You're creepy.okayy = I don't...

unwahrscheinlichetraeume:

amortizing:

okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.

this

And:

Oh…kay? = that came the hell from left field.

Oh. ‘Kay. = I am now working with optimal information. Thanks.

…okay = I’m sure you needed to say that but I don’t know what to do with it.

And a family variation:

Kayo-dokeeeeeeeyyyy = I am very much punch drunk and probably already doing the thing/I have been told five times, please rack off

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han100894:

thewightknight:

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pixelreblags:

constant-instigator:

lazyscience:

scottlynch78:

halduncan:

matociquala:

dottedmelon:

booksandpublishing:

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt


“Ĩ̦͕̿̈͐̒ ̧̘͎̻͚̩͓͕̑̚Ã̻ͮͩM̊ͧͭ̐̈̒̔ ̧͍͖̰̐̑̔̌ͦ̎Fͩ̈͏̠͙̤͇̥̘I̢̭͔̥R̼̮̫̻̉ͫ̓̓̈́ͨ̏E̫͊“ page 45 of my sketchbook

Closest book was THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY. First sentence on page 45: 

“Aye.”

“You can find the exit if you know where to look, but there’s biometric locks.”

o_O

“All three sanctuaries were periodically raided, searched, and besieged by law enforcers or vigilantes to little effect.

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Challenge #00876-B145: DO NOT ASK

Murphy’s Law, and ensuing resulting chaos thereof.

[AN: You can get some really interesting ones over here: http://www.scottrainey.com/jokes/murphys_laws.htm]

There are rules to space travel. Primary amongst them is: Shut the flakking door. And many of them are cycled upwards or downwards depending on the frequency of use.

But always, somewhere in the top ten is: Never ask questions with an inherently obvious answer.

The
examples of the lawbreakers are numerous. Blex T’iiv once

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thekirstenlynn: Please don't spread the name and face of the Charleston shooter, call him a white terrorist because that's all he is, don't...

thekirstenlynn:

Please don’t spread the name and face of the Charleston shooter, call him a white terrorist because that’s all he is, don’t give him the respect of learning his name or recognizing his face. All he wants is to be famous, now he will be infamous. He only deserves to be known as a white homegrown terrorist and imagined as a monster because that’s what he is. Instead learn the names and faces of the victims, they

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somefancyname:somefancyname:Things that should exist: ~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic...

somefancyname:

somefancyname:

Things that should exist:

~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism

It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.

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O What a Beautiful Morning

[AN: This is bonus content for giggles. Thanks to bee-the-gatekeeper for the idea of the bots versus their human counterparts. And thanks to whoever gave me the idea of switching my wake-up music to One Way Ticket just as I was starting to get tired of Hatch Fever (heresy!). And now I headcannon the bots as Very Annoying Morning People]

4:35 AM

The first light of dawn delicately kissed the horizon. Any minute, now, the Walter Manor Wake-Alarm would sound.

“GOOD

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rose-qtz: "You just think about the life you'll have together after the war, and you do it for her. That's how you know you can win!" Ok...

rose-qtz:

“You just think about the life you’ll have together after the war, and you do it for her. That’s how you know you can win!”

Ok so…

1) everyone head cannons that this is Jasper fused with some other gem

2) Jasper admired Rose’s tactics in battle

3) What if THIS is what she was talking about?

Pearl throwing herself in harm’s way at the last instant. Pearl sacrificing herself for Rose.

It wasn&

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geekhyena: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: taigas-den: simply-canine: galtx: GALT eNews: Peanut Butter with Xylitol Can Kill Dogs - Please...

geekhyena:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

taigas-den:

simply-canine:

galtx:

GALT eNews: Peanut Butter with Xylitol Can Kill Dogs - Please Read  and Share!

Xylitol is a natural alcohol found in most plants, including fruits and vegetables.  For years, it has been widely used as a sugar substitute, mostly in sugar-free chewing gum.  It is also widely used in toothpaste, mints, floss, candy, chewable vitamins, and sugar-free baked goods. Now, certain brands of peanut butter have started adding xylitol.  That’s a problem because many of us

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oldred100: clockwork-dinosaur: thejonlennon: Steam Powered Giraffe's 4th album gives you helpful tips to improve your life Advice...

oldred100:

clockwork-dinosaur:

thejonlennon:

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album gives you helpful tips to improve your life

Advice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album is full of small rodents. 

Mice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album full of kind complements
Nice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album is so very, very tempting
Entice Quadrant

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officialsteampoweredgiraffe: The Vice Quadrant CD PRE-ORDER + BONUSIt's almost here! Join the robots as they journey into space with this...

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

The Vice Quadrant CD
PRE-ORDER + BONUS

It’s almost here!

Join the robots as they journey into space with this 2-disc album featuring new age, rock, pop, and folk and over 20 songs!

Pre-order Steam Powered Giraffe’s upcoming album
The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera now and get these bonuses!:

Autographed CD Album:

All pre-ordered albums will be signed by Rabbit, Hatchworth, and The Spine!

Two Exclusive 2.25” Inch Buttons:

Two buttons featuring the Vice Quadrant logo in a

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