Human: Floor is lava! Alien: WAIT, WHAT?! — Anon Guest
Humans love to play. This does not always mean games of logic and reason, since many Humans lack the capacity for one or both of those attributes. Humans will not always play physical games with solid rule sets, either. Sometimes... they prefer to play with reality.
Human Jef and Tharyx were standing on an inactive console and an otherwise vacant chair, respectively. Xarq stared at the tableau. He knew their Ships’ Human was relatively young, but... Surely they were trained in proper furniture interaction.
Without prompting of any kind, Human Jef said, “The floor is lava.”