…all these porn blogs following me are going to be mighty upset that I’m not running a full-time smut blog…
Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 54
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Fifty-Four: Trick or Treat
Hank had replaced his usual slacks and shirt with a couple of animal skins strung strategically over his massive frame, though he wore his uniform pants underneath for the sake of personal modesty. He’d also sprayed a light dusting fake snow over himself.
“Okay,” said Charles. “Just what–”
“I’m the abominable snowman,” he announced. “Rarr.”
Ororo’
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YEAH
*waits for it*
[From Avengers #106, 1972.]
“Aww, car…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BEST.
“Aw, Satan.”
and it just keeps getting better and better :D
aaaaaaah
oh my god though somebody please
[Avengers #5, 1963]
…OK!
(Edited previous reply with extra panels and credit.)
Someone really should save skater boy over there.
It’s baaaaaaaack.
Satan got his revenge.
iT GOT SO MUCH BETTER HELP
I
Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 53
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Fifty-Three: Full Circle, Sort Of
Another day, another Gym teacher. For as long as it lasted, anyway. Kurt tried not to look wistfully in the direction his troupe was, and put up with the amiable questions about the Centaurs while he waited for the new hire to appear and manage the class.
Yes, they had two hearts. Yes, they were vegetarian, but they could eat fish, eggs and dairy products. Yes, most of them
Read more »Challenge #00041: The Noodle Incident(s)
There was that one time with the limes, the rhododendron hedge and the grand piano that all parties agreed never to speak of again…
Oh, the potential for each of these. I don’t know which universe to play with. So I’ll play with all of them :)
There is a certain genius for mischief. People who possess it are generally pranksters and the geniuses at it can make their chosen victims laugh at their own predicament.
Read more »So I've been thinking...
When I get to 365 stories I should put them all together into one big, chaptered book.
I’m'a call it One Year of Instants.
I’m still debating whether or not to put the sequels/prequels in chronological order, or put things in the order I did them.
What do you, my dear loyal readers think?
Read more »aerostarmonk: Cleverbot.com has been touted as one of the most advanced artificial intelligences ever. The website allows users to chat...
Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 52
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Fifty-Two: Home and Healing
“*Some*body *sco-ored*…” sang a voice as Kurt escorted Kitty back towards the Institute.
“Clappe, Andrei,” Kurt told him. “Go find some clover, or something.”
Andrei emerged from the shrubbery, toothpick worrying at some greenery in his teeth. “Hey, come on. *I* can smell it on you and you're *downwind*. How long do you think you’re going to last against
Read more »Challenge #00040: The Shocking Truth.
An outsider to everything talks about seeing something they shouldn’t, fully knowing the ramifications of their seeing will impact the entire world they live in.
Shayde knew she was on time. She checked the chrono four times after she heard Rael’s voice in the negotiations room. He was, apparently, talking in some variety of Bird. One of the languages that gave her ‘universal translator’ ability trouble. Something about beaks…
This was one of those negotiation
Read more »Challenge #00039: The Doctor is in
Anywhere in the story: “It never ceased to amaze him how little the world seemed to care about those it had little use for.” Also include a banana.
London was overgrown. Those bits that were left were barely holding together. And still, someone took the time to write on walls.
It was a warning. Red was a difficult colour for paint in this kind of arena, but someone had still taken the time to make a bright red paint. And
Read more »Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 51
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Fifty-One: Peace in Another’s Arms (part three)
Just as soon as she recovered from the last orgasm, he began working on the next. Kitty was dazed. She’d already come - what? Fifteen times? And *he* had yet to fill her with his seed.
“What are you?” Kitty panted as he began the short-stroke trick again, pressing against her cervix once for every ten thrusts. “Some kinda superman?
Read more »Four frightening words:
I found some lumps.
They’re in my right chestal region and there’s about three of the fuckers. They were not there last week, I swear.
They hurt. They’re huge. They give me stabbing pains every now and again to remind me that life is going to suck for an indeterminate time in the future.
I did take them to the doctor. Yay. I’m not that pathetic. He says they’re most likely to
Read more »Challenge #0038: Where Art Thou, Daughter?
Before Josie’s mom goes to Kraplaquistan, recount the last conversation she had with Jason and how little she really knows how awful he is, even as it reeks and ferments before her very eyes due to her obsession to bring Josie back to her point of view.
Porche greeted Jason with a warm hug and a kiss on each cheek. “Daar-ling! How have you been? I’ve been dying to see you since Tullagawupwup…”
Jason smiled
Read more »Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 50
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Fifty: Peace in Another’s Arms (part two)
They didn’t care how loud they were. It didn’t matter how loud they were. All there was was each other.
Kitty all but ground herself into the base of his tail as the coiling, twining, prehensile limb filled her like nothing else. Kurt’s pulse made it jump inside her, his heart’s rhythm driving her wild.
When she
Read more »Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 49
Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:
Fracture Forty-Nine: Peace in Another’s Arms (part one)
They’d been planning this event for weeks. It had felt like forever, while they were trying to find a piece of time, but they’d found it. The story for their comrades and families was that they were seeking a little ‘together time’. It was strictly true, but no-one had mentioned, or asked, what they were *doing* together.
It had
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