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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12554 posts

We freaking called it.

This time, Mayhem and I were spitballing and the topic of 3D printing came up with potential uses for the stuff.

There will come a time when it will be economically sane to create 3D printed furniture. We even figured out how such a furniture shop will work.

Firstly, you have to have the huge furniture-printing set-up in the window. On slow days, you can draw customers in by printing examples of the things you sell. On fast days, well… It’ll be going hammer and tongs, so you don’t need to fret.

Halfway through printing seating, the printer will pause so that the friendly staff [or the customer] can insert permacushions if that is part of the pattern.

Printed furniture will only cost materiel plus a little surcharge.

And if it breaks or is damaged, they can break it down and re-print it for a very small fee.

Cheap as crap, you don’t have to worry about warehouse fees, and the display modules are infinitely replaceable.

And all anyone really has to do is figure out the colors-on-demand thing and it’s golden.

Dear email scammers:

I do not open any message that tells me I failed to send an email properly because I don’t send that many emails in the first place. Nor do I subscribe to any American emailing service because I’m not fucking American.

Secondly: it’s never going to work if I get 7000+ of the bastards because no human being alive can send that many emails in a day.

Fuck off and die in a fire.

Kind regards,

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Ooh, ooh, another one!

Show humanity’s reaction when they find out, after however long of xenopsychology study and then however long the knowledge takes to dissemminate to humans, that they are regarded as a species, insane. Both the “official” reaction, from the leaders of the species, and the unofficial reaction when the person on the street finds out.

(00065)

Earth’s reaction to the approaching fleet was predictable. The first parody images with popular, fictional, media space vessels were online within

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Fanfic Time: Misfits part 71

No, I did not find more. I wrote more. Yay!

Catch up with the last chapter before this entry.

  Sara spotted them the instant she finished securing Marie’s scooter to the stand. Duncan’s crew, but no Duncan. There was Graydon, and Brent; watching from near the closest entrances and preparing to move in. Which meant that Paul Greaves had to be… Sara casually turned, making it look as if she were double-checking the bike. There. Behind her

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Got three for you today.

Two of them are fanfiction, though not for one of your usual fandoms, but something that …actually, you introduced me to back on the Nutboard.

First off, the non-fanfiction:

In-a: Space Station
With-a: First Contact delegation
While-a: Member of the alien delegation begins to get an inkling of how utterly insane Humans are, compared to the rest of the Galaxy

And the others:

How did Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan react to hearing some of the details of her new husband’s

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Challenge #00061: One Fine Day During the Festival of Live Performances

Include anywhere: cashews, a drill press, silly men and a whistle.

There were times, she swore, when the station was overrun with humans. Like this one. The Festival of Live Performances bought them out of the woodwork.

She’d already passed four living statues and an eight-foot bride on the way to work, and got a cashew bar off the bride for the Minutes she put into the hat. Ant'il would have to donate it to the food bank, later. She

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Challenge #00060: Nice Guy Becoming Good Guy

Clarity, confidence, the nice guy and when someone finally listens and learns.

It started with a T-shirt. It read, If you think the world is full of assholes, maybe you’re the asshole. He knew he wasn’t an asshole, so he called the guy in the shirt one as he passed the other way.

Then there were the billboards and adverts. It was for a men’s charm school, he figured. He didn’t need that noise.

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Guess how many downloads Scavenger has? I feel so loved! Squee <3 Thankyou everyone for trying my free sample! Tell your friends! Enlist...

Guess how many downloads Scavenger has?

I feel so loved! Squee <3

Thankyou everyone for trying my free sample! Tell your friends! Enlist your relatives! But, more importantly, buy the rest of them :)

Check those glorious numbers

Especially this one

::insert sound of angelic chorus::

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Challenge #00059: Nice Guy Syndrome

Anywhere in the story: “Fate, it seemed, had a sadistic cruel streak in regards to his love life.”

There had been Jodie. First love. Perfect tits. Perfect ass. Perfect smile. And a perfect already-boyfriend who was five times his size and really, really territorial. He paid for her in bruises and blood, and just when he thought he was going to get luckier than he ever believed, she set him up for a very public humiliation.

Jodie was also the

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