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Challenge #00583 - A218: Draco Nobilis

“Which is better,” asked the ancient dragon, scales dull, horns broken, but eyes bright as he regarded the one sent to slay him, “to be born good, or to overcome an evil nature through great effort?” – Josh

[AN: JOSH! You live! You’re one of my fave anons :D I was getting a little worried that you’d fallen down a hole or something]

The Knight Gainsborough lowered their lance and became lost in thought.

“To struggle against evil would have to be more noble. Being born to virtue is to have no challenge. Maintaining virtue would therefore be easy. A virtuous child has but to remain virtuous. But a nefarious child must struggle against their inner demons on a constant basis.”

The elderly dragon nodded sagely. “Just so. Your lord sent you?”

“I sent myself.”

“Endeavouring. I appreciate it. So why did you come to slay me?”

“You have burned the Forest of Greeb. You have slain fifty head of cattle, and stolen a further fifty sheep. Your very presence threatens my lands.”

“Those sheep and cows… were they young and strong?”

“Uh…”

“Did you ask?”

“By… the accounts and book-keeping… the livestock you stole were bound for the slaughterhouse, anyway. They were old.”

“And the Forest of Greeb… do many go there?”

“Uh…”

“Go ahead,” said the dragon. “I can wait.”

“No. It’s infested by imps.”

“I have a deep mislike of imps. They torture wayward travellers. My methods of… pest control… direct and effective. The forest will recover. The imps will not.”

Gainsborough took off her helm. “You’re telling me that you’re doing my lands a favour?”

“Against my instincts, yes.” The old dragon lifted a wing to reveal a few very portable sacks of gold. “This should reimburse your impoverished farmers. And do let it be known that, so long as I live, I shall buy any livestock I eat. Should they have animals they can not sell, I shall buy them, too.”

“And if our enemies attack?”

“Should the need arise, while I can still make myself useful… I will.”

Which is how the hamlet of Gainsborough became known as a retirement home for dragons. And eventually became renamed as Dunbyrning.

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The most feared dance in the universe

(character) crept through the undergrowth, barely daring to breathe, as they followed the pulsing rhythm. Parting the bushes slightly, they sucked in a horrified gasp, seeing the flickering firelight and the Humans dancing around it.

There, in the light of the burning branches, were people skipping and hopping, drinking out of cups from large nuts and doubtlessly containing fermented grain juice. That, they could handle. But the dance, that caused all non-Humans to shake in fear … .

The dreaded funky chicken!

(there have

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Well, fuck

My life is a bowl of cherry pits.

First, I can’t get Mayhem his most-desired birthday present because ThinkGeek and PayPal can’t get along.

Then I discover that the only people on the planet still selling the essential accessory I want for my costume… won’t ship outside of the US and also won’t get back to me.

My attempts to retrieve one from other sources fell flat because nobody’s open on

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real-justice-waluigi: sharkhugger: Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong...

real-justice-waluigi:

sharkhugger:

Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will

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Douglas Adams

Aliens discover The Hitchhiker’s Guide.

(#00581 - A216)

Space, the text said, is big. Really big. If you think it’s a long way down the road to the shops, that’s peanuts compared to space.

“People paid money for this?”

“I think it’s some of their Terran humour…”

“I don’t see any references to trousers falling down in this narrative.”

Bloz glared at Kenka. “You and

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Deathworlders

Humans meet a species from a different deathworld.

(#00580 - A215)

Things around the negotiation table were tense. It wasn’t often that the humans met another cogniscent race that could kill them with ease. The fact that both sides were willing to keep their hostile actions in check was a telling victory for the mamalian side of the negotiations.

For a long time, Trodonti and Human stared at each other.

“We have studied your home planet,” said K'ress.

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I live!

I took my melatonin when I woke up at 1AM and got a full night’s sleep for the first time in forever.

The drawback? I could not wake up on time. Bluh.

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