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Challenge #00589 - A214: Like a House on Fire

Shayde and Ambassador O’Ranges

or

Julie, Nanny and Ambassador O’Ranges

[AN: You didn’t say ‘xor’ :D ]

Julie was still moaning. A constant monotone that, Shayde could tell, was starting to get on everyone’s pec’s. She was huddled in Nanny’s lap. Nanny couldn’t do much for her but be a living teddy-bear and mutter “Good girl, good girl,” at random intervals.

“Puir babby…” Shayde muttered. “Puir wee pet…”

“Don’t do anything… too innovative?” Rael begged. He’d seen 'innovative’ just recently when she’d shadow-jumped a villain into a gibbering mess.

“No need,” she said. “We go’ what we need right here.”

And with that, she zoomed off to the other Dog in the gallery. Ambassador O'Ranges and his handler-assistant Aelki. Rael, caught off-guard, did not arrive to hear any of the fast and hushed discussion… but it resulted in Ambassador O'Ranges, or his alter-ego HitcherWolf, padding over to both artist and Augmented dog and asking, “D'you need hugs?”

Julie immediately became distracted by O'Ranges’ shaggy, fluffy fur.

O'Ranges sat on the floor so he could envelop both Julie and Nanny in an enormous hug. There was a perilous handful of seconds when they both almost vanished in the fuzz, but they re-emerged with smiles on their faces.

“Good dog,” said Nanny. “Good boy. You smell tasty.”

“Yeah,” O'Ranges agreed, tail wagging. “Barbecue cologne. Not for eats. For good smell.”

Aelki, who knew O'Ranges the best, murmured, “Do you have a pry bar in that coat of yours?” to Rael.

“Aw leave 'em fer a wee bit…” chided Shayde. “They need th’ warm fuzzies.”

There certainly hadn’t been a happier interaction between artist and audience in Rael’s recollection.

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3:44 AM

Yeah thanks cat, I really needed to clean up upchuck at almost four in the fucking morning.

Arse.

The air con takes way too long to warm up in the morning :P

At least Beloved can get some firkin sleep. I’m totes jelly.

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3:35 AM

Well, fuck.

I’ve woken up best-beloved. The cat knew I was awake somehow and started meowing, looking for me 9_9

I still have this “someone is sneaking about” vibe. Even though I know that the cat racks off the instant a stranger appears.

Surrendering and going to my main compy

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Campaign shows effects of 'subtle racism' on Indigenous Aussies

Campaign shows effects of 'subtle racism' on Indigenous Aussies

dynastylnoire:

black-australia:

"Thirty seven per cent of respondents said they

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Challenge #00588 - A213: Explaining a Lot

Was trying to figure a way to rephrase this, but I reckon it’s probably best to send it to you in its original form: “(s)he/ze had a troubled childhood” == “They had a troubled evolution…” (a lot of the questions were me) – recklessprudence

“…and this is Ambassador Shayde. Her species had a difficult evolution.”

The assembled welcome committee aahed and nodded.

“Must ye do tha’ every time we go somewhere?” Shayde murmured.

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atrophy-of-life: rifleisfine: sexecutive-outcums: failedsuicideclub: Hero. This isn't even the whole story. They told him he couldn't...

atrophy-of-life:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care

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Challenge #00587 - A212: Confusing Hilarity

Someone being chased by a goose while others laugh too hard to help.

The humans saw her coming in to the launch pole.

“Up! Up! Up!” They called, using their fleshy hands to gesture the same thought. “Danger! Up!”

She scrambled for the little platform before she dared look down. There, in one of the grazing paddocks, one of the humans’ domesticated avians was chasing a young human keet. Kid.

It was a large bird. Semi-aquatic, judging

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The cover… evolves I’m going to have a hard time NOT using bleeding font for the title because it all looks SO...

The cover… evolves

I’m going to have a hard time NOT using bleeding font for the title because it all looks SO cheesy-horror-flick… which is exactly what I’m aiming for :D

I was having a really bad day until this turned up in my in-box. Now I’m stoked :)

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