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Challenge #00601 - A236:

“The point is, you haven’t let the lack of Seconds stop you. Or the rules. Or respect for reality, as far as I can tell.”

Shayde still wore Public Property Grey, but this time, her footwear was a pair of Hazard Yellow thongs. Indicating that she was both off-duty, and a potential danger to the public. Someone had given her a silver fan brooch, indicating that she was also offensive without training.

“I take it you’ve been freed,” said Rael in the tones of mock-optimism usually reserved for five-year-olds who ‘found’ puppies.

“Oh aye. Turns out, reliable information’s a hot ticket. I could make a mint buskin’ if I had me axe. Or wi’ info services if I had a comm link. Or an account. I could find a bunk if I had the Hours…” she fished in her pockets and bought out two Second coins. “I got two Seconds, the clothes on me back, the knowledge in me head, and a number of things in pocket dimensions nobody’d bother sneezin’ on.”

Rael thought back on the past two weeks of her incarceration. “The difference now is, you’re a free agent. You can do anything you like.”

“Aye. Wi’ nowt tae invest. I’m skint, homeless, and buggered. What next?”

“There’s always the Free Listings. Anything you can get for free…”

“Is worth exac'ly woh ye pay for it. D'ruther pay sweat equity. Least then I know it’s worth sommat…”

“You can also find those on the Free Listings.” He sighed. “Look. I’ve known you for all of two weeks and in that time, I’ve never seen anything stop you. Not a lack of money. Not any of the rules. Not even reality, in so far as I can tell… Stop looking at what’s missing and work with whatever you can get. There’s plenty of real estate that requires fixing up.”

“Reckon you could find a good one in two seconds?” she rattled her change.

He took the money. “I found it while you were busy being miserable. It’s in a forgotten area near the dry dock end. We’ll take the free transits.”

“…worth exactly what ye pay fer 'em…” Shayde mumbled.

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Challenge #00600 - A235: The Challenge at the Third Act

“I never saw you face a wall that, if you couldn’t go over it, you’d not try to find some way around, through, or under, or blow it up with sapper’s charges. Or just bang your head against it till it fell down.”

Ten Standard Years can make a lot of differences. Most of them physical. They can also serve to emphasise the similarities.

Sahra sized up the area. This was open ground in the Cursedland wastes.

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Building Bitzer part 3 The trick to getting an even crackle, I am told, is to get an even surface. This is harder than it looks on a paper...

Building Bitzer part 3

The trick to getting an even crackle, I am told, is to get an even surface. This is harder than it looks on a paper maché mask.

Especially when that mask is divided into sections for testing.

The final method used involved daubing paint mix on with cloth and then lightly rolling it back/smooth with the roller.

Further irritations were met when it looked like the damn paint wouldn’t crackle anyway, since the mask was

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Challenge #00599 - A234: The Worst Levels of Fame

“All the geniuses I ever met were so just part of the time. To qualify, you only have to be great once, you know. Once when it matters.”

He’d called it the Spline Actuator out of self-amusement and it turned out to be the most useful tool in the Galactic Standard Toolbox. It had spread virally across the Galactica alliance as thousands of JOATs made their own from equally viral how-to-make-it videos.

Every now and again, someone remembered

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Building Bitzer part 2. The mask featured here is a test platform on which I will experiment with different levels of paint-to-crackle...

Building Bitzer part 2.

The mask featured here is a test platform on which I will experiment with different levels of paint-to-crackle ratio.

Even after all the care and attention to detail, I still wound up with black paint on parts of my body 9_9 But at least I was careful enough not to get any on my clothes. Yay me.

The roller made painting the mask a very quick process, and any small areas got filled in with the help

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Challenge #00598 - A233: Aftermath

Thank God you’re safe and I’m going to strangle you with my bare hands.

Rael picked up a forkful of double-chocolate beignets with fruit preserve stuffing a la mode, looked at it critically, and put it back down again.

“Playing with your food?” boggled Nik the Gyiik. “For you, this is a dangerous sign. Is all well?”

He made himself eat because he knew his body needed sustenance. For Gyiik cooking, this was almost sacrilege. “

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thehpalliance: If you use YouTube, you need to know this. You've heard all these rumblings about Net Neutrality over the past several...

thehpalliance:

If you use YouTube, you need to know this.

You’ve heard all these rumblings about Net Neutrality over the past several months. Let’s get real: this is about controlling online video. It is estimated that by 2017, video content will account for 80-90% of all global Internet traffic.

This isn’t just about not being able to binge-watch a series on Netflix. It’s about the future of online video as we know it.

Whether your YouTube channel is

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Making Bitzer’s Heart part 1. This is the designated sacrificial heart, in which we are going to bugger everything up while we figure...

Making Bitzer’s Heart part 1.

This is the designated sacrificial heart, in which we are going to bugger everything up while we figure out how to transform it into a magic opal.

I secured these hearts thanks to geekhyena [Hi! Let me know when that Paypal goes through :D ] and the postage and handling cost five times the amount the hearts did - give or take a few bucks.

The obvious first problem is that the light cover is white

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