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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12617 posts

liberiproject: Another Spine.I draw SPG so often because I like 'em.You can leave a complaint in the complaint-box but I don't check that...

liberiproject:

Another Spine.
I draw SPG so often because I like ‘em.
You can leave a complaint in the complaint-box but I don’t check that shit!
(⌐■_■)

Accessing Walter WiFi…

NumberOneSilver: I have located woodworm problem in Walter Manor
NumberOneSilver: Also, a floor needs repairs
ClockworkCopper: He’s fallen and he can’t get up lol
NumberOneSilver: Not helping, Rabbit.

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lizardlicks: sanders4prez: It's time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Court's decisions in Citizens...

lizardlicks:

sanders4prez:

It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United
The Supreme Court’s decisions in Citizens United and other cases opened the gates to a flood of billions of dollars that threatens to undermine our democracy.

What we need now is a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United.

Sign the Petition 

I’m buying all the ben and jerry’s now.

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6 Terrifying Versions Of Cute Animals

6 Terrifying Versions Of Cute Animals

amongthegentlymad:

damantru:

amongthegentlymad, look at #1! :3

"Full disclosure: The bird you're looking at is not an owl. It's a potoo, found throughout Central and South America. But it is nocturnal, it's carnivorous, it flies silently, and it relies on its eyesight to hunt. You know, like an owl. Where it starts to differentiate itself from an owl, however, is with a preposterously ginormous mouth that can open wide enough to shame a hippopotamus, and its

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Yo

weirdlet: Thanks much for volunteering. You should have a copy in your folders right now.

I’ll add you to my list of sacrifices readers.

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Dear Beta-readers...

Since nobody new volunteered - please let me know if you have not received your copy of Kung Fu Zombies.

If it is not in your inbox - check your spam, trash and junk folders. I tend to wind up in there for some reason.

This book is probably going to be my one chance at making an income so PLEASE HURRY with getting back to me. Even if it’s to tell me that you don’t have the time/effort/

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Challenge #00906-B175: Change of Afterlife-style

The Horned God is fed up with all these blood sacrifices. It is making such a mess in the nether realms and he has too many goat familiars now. The Horned God demands some claw maintenance and a horn buffing, and then he will listen to your petition. Puny mortal.

“Look,” said the manifestation of the Horned One, Devourer of Flesh, Imbiber of Blood, Craftsman of Nightmares. “Blood’s all well and good, but sometimes… a god craves a little something

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Peridot theory (Steven Universe)

marshybot:

Thought I’d contribute. After the last episode (Friend Ship), I noticed something kind of interesting about Peridot: She has absolutely no idea how her own gadgets work.

I mean look. Here she is being completely surprised that her stasis ability even works:

And here she is being shocked by the power of own arm cannon:

And even though we’ve seen her helicoptering around for a while, she still seems to be inexperienced with it:

Keep reading

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lowereastnowhere:Edward Scissorhands: a lovely story to explain that, adorable as they might be, goths are not well suited for a life in...

lowereastnowhere:

Edward Scissorhands: a lovely story to explain that, adorable as they might be, goths are not well suited for a life in captivity and best left in their natural environments.

If you encounter a goth in the wild, please, take a few pictures then leave in peace. It may not seem like it, but they really are much happier alone in their dilapidated mansion. Introducing them to the suburban household always ends in tears and angry mobs.

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DEAR 18+ YR OLDS IN THE USA

healingx:

healingx:

REGISTER TO VOTE
VOTE IN THE PRIMARYS
IF YOU WANT WOMENS RIGHTS
IF YOU WANT LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS
IF YOU WANT FREE COLLEGE TUITION
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE WEALTHY SHOULD PAY HIGHER TAXES THAN THE LOWER / MIDDLE CLASS IF YOU BELIEVE WE SHOULD CUT MILITARY SPENDING
VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS

VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS!!! I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

VOTE IN THE PRIMARYS !!!

hey guys i provided some links for you! 

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domziie:

goldenheartedrose:

forgottendance:

laurasneckbite:

theblacklittlemermaid:

adventuresofcesium:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

i-am-a-cloud:

So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.
I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!
Super cool.

they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! :D

fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that

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Why Jurassic World Doesn't Deserve Claire Dearing (Or Her High Heels)

Why Jurassic World Doesn’t Deserve Claire Dearing (Or Her High Heels)

marlenalynnemuse:

Yes. This.

Fifteen seconds into the clip he's taken a page out of the 1963 edition of Hack Screenwriter's Digest and turned her business-related comment into sexual innuendo. "That's not funny," she responds in the most patient and reasonable tone she can muster.

Incidentally, given that they work for the same corporation, this interaction falls comfortably under the umbrella of workplace sexual harassment and should at least get him

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mandopony:narunfiltered:RetailAtlanta, GAI was working as a cashier at a retail store during one very rainy summer. When I finished ringing...

mandopony:

narunfiltered:

Retail

Atlanta, GA

I was working as a cashier at a retail store during one very rainy summer. When I finished ringing up a customer, I would always ask if there was anything else I could do for them. A lot of customers, thinking they were clever and original, would ask me to stop the rain. I would look out the window, snap my fingers, and then look annoyed and apologetic when the rain didn’t stop, and it made

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