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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12175 posts

First Aid for Dummies

princess-911:

1. If it looks broken, it probably is.

2. If it doesn’t look broken, it probably still is.

3. If it’s straight, don’t bend it.

4. If it’s bent, don’t straighten it.

5. If it’s protruding, don’t stick it back in.

6. If it’s impaled, don’t pull it back out.

7. If it’s bleeding, cover it.

8. If it bleeds through your covering, cover it again - without peeking back underneath.

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"The Basics"

thecosmosknowsitself:

radiantbutterfly:

sortinghatchats:

The basic structure of the @sortinghatchats system is that you aren’t just sorted into one House, but into two tiers of Houses: Primary and Secondary. Your Primary House defines WHY you do things. Your Secondary defines HOW. To build this system, we’ve drawn on the Sorting Hat’s songs, general HP canon, extracanonical data (ex. interviews with JKR)… and then extrapolated.

People are complex– for joy or for utility, due to social pressure or careless recreation, people

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Challenge #00877-B146: Walk This Way

The ministry of silly walks.

“Absolutely not. That walk is the wholly-owned property of the Consortium of Steam.”

Ribuffo
sighed and stood still. “Fine. It was just an experiment. What about this one?” Once again, she paraded in front of the motion capture
cameras.

And once again, the alarm blatted.

“Don’t tell me. I
accidentally did Wilgro. I knew it. One more. One more.” This time, Ribuffo added the little fillip with the half-skip left step.

“That’s Wilgro with a

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I feel really uncomfortable with shit like this. It feels like sugar-coated health shaming to me. “Wow! You did a good thing!”...

I feel really uncomfortable with shit like this. It feels like sugar-coated health shaming to me.

“Wow! You did a good thing!” Should not immediately be followed with “DO BETTER TO FIT THE MOULD!” IMHO

The programmers don’t know about user health issues. They definitely can’t know about my bad feet or getting used to orthotic shoe inserts.

But now I feel ashamed of myself.

Thanks a bunch, Withings.

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betterbemeta:killbenedictcumberbatch:oscob:mariokart64ost:I wonder what kind of symbolism they're trying to get at“There are a lot of...

betterbemeta:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

oscob:

mariokart64ost:

I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at

“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of

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metalhavanagila: dyke-in-galut: notallthosewhowanderarelost-yet: heleotrope: holy shit holy shit holy SHITthis is a jewish neighborhood...

metalhavanagila:

dyke-in-galut:

notallthosewhowanderarelost–yet:

heleotrope:

holy shit holy shit holy SHIT

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this is a jewish neighborhood and my cousin literally lives there????? what the actual fuck i can barely even explain how terrifying this is

nazis burned jewish books

we literally bury our sacred texts in ceremonies they are never destroyed because they contain the name of god

also holy shit he’s criticizing jews for being “racist and anti-white” while trying to align himself with marginalized palestinians to rally sympathy for

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unwahrscheinlichetraeume: amortizing: okay = Everything's cool.okay? = You make no sense.okay... = You're creepy.okayy = I don't...

unwahrscheinlichetraeume:

amortizing:

okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.

this

And:

Oh…kay? = that came the hell from left field.

Oh. ‘Kay. = I am now working with optimal information. Thanks.

…okay = I’m sure you needed to say that but I don’t know what to do with it.

And a family variation:

Kayo-dokeeeeeeeyyyy = I am very much punch drunk and

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“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt


“Ĩ̦͕̿̈͐̒ ̧̘͎̻͚̩͓͕̑̚Ã̻ͮͩM̊ͧͭ̐̈̒̔ ̧͍͖̰̐̑̔̌ͦ̎Fͩ̈͏̠͙̤͇̥̘I̢̭͔̥R̼̮̫̻̉ͫ̓̓̈́ͨ̏E̫͊“ page 45 of my sketchbook

Closest book was THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY. First sentence on page 45: 

“Aye.”

“You can find the exit if you know where to look, but there’s biometric locks.”

o_O

“All three sanctuaries were periodically raided, searched, and besieged by law enforcers or vigilantes to little effect.

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