I am smearing so many products on myself and swallowing so many others. I smear stuff on my corked calves to try and get them to firkin RELAX. I smear stuff on my hair to keep the colours looking neat. I smear stuff on my face to stop large chunks of it flaking off. And there's the more normal smearing of stuff on my teeth to keep them clean.
There's one medication I inhale, and that's my preventer.
I won't go into all the pills I take and why. A decent half of them are to ameliorate my anxiety. The other half are to alleviate my asthma.
My calves still hurt, and today, I'm working on moving my legs around to try and get my muscles to loosen the flakk up.
Fingers crossed.
I think today's rant will be about Centaurworld.
Let's get on with getting on with that.