Weird Science

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Challenge #02079-E255: Minions These Days

In a lab, an avian in a white coat with 'assistant' written on it has got a test tube in each hand while the researcher does her work. "What is he doing with those test tube?" "I'm helping Dr Susie !" "I told him that I needed him to hold those 2 important test tube and that one of them is highly poisonous and the other one is an unstable explosive. He doesn't know that's water." "Why ?" "Assistant, give me the explosive one." The assistant look at each tube, drinks one and after few seconds gives the other. "Another question?" -- Anon Guest

"Yes. Why?" a general gesture at the avian assistant.

"Well," began Dr Susie, "You know how they say, 'if you can't find it, make your own'?"

"Creating cogniscent life is frowned on, Elba..." sighed Associate Director Vorsh.

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Challenge #01576-D115: Ass-umptions

"It must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that!" -- Anon Guest

"You haven't seen Great-Aunt Hattie's jam," said Holly, peering at the substance. "It smells a bit. I wouldn't want to try eating it."

"Good thought," said the Doctor. "It might be alive."

Holly backed away. "Are you serious? That?"

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