Alien: "It's only a First Contact with those.....um..... it reads here Huuuemaannts.... How bad can it go?"
Human: ... -- Anon Guest
"What level are they? Three? Three point five?"
"Four point five," said the underling. "Most of that is because of N'Oz and Australia."
"Pfft. Myths and legends. Everyone with a Deathworlder label exaggerates about their abilities. We're four point five. We can take them."
Those last eight words may well have been filed under "Famous Last Words". The underling, who had so far lead a relatively privileged life, said, "Er..."
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