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Dear Beta Readers

I now have sendable versions of mobi and PDF variants of Kung Fu Zombies.

Also the new version of epub is “prettier”.

If you want, please get into contact with me. Otherwise I will assume you’re fine with the shitty epub you already have

Dear Beta-readers...

Since nobody new volunteered - please let me know if you have not received your copy of Kung Fu Zombies.

If it is not in your inbox - check your spam, trash and junk folders. I tend to wind up in there for some reason.

This book is probably going to be my one chance at making an income so PLEASE HURRY with getting back to me. Even if it’s to tell me that you don’t have the time/effort/

Writing Contest: Beyond Time

Writing Contest: Beyond Time

Gentle reminder that I have stories in here. Find me and vote for me. Leave positive reviews.

Tell your friends.

Writing Contest: Beyond Time

Writing Contest: Beyond Time

Inkitt has a Sci-Fi Contest going on. Suggestions from my Instants, anyone?

This is happening...

You are going to be able to access a video of me reading Hevun’s Rebel in… um…

77 minutes. Allegedly.

Keep in mind that our internet access sucks at the best of times and loading a relatively simple video has taken DAYS in the past.

WHEN it’s available, it should be available at: http://youtu.be/-RJxTHgypYE

O Fuck Help Me

OK so…

Um.

I might be doing some Readings Videos?

Like. Me. Reading. Shit from my books.

The novels though. Not the Instants. Because there’s firkin almost 900 of those little shits and just thinking about that has me Nope-ing out of Fuckoffsville.

I did not need this on top of an anxiety attack.

ANYWAY

Bright-ish idea occurred to me that I should probably read the BEST bits out of each book?

Like: Hevun’s Rebel, Hevun’s Ambassador, Hevun’

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davidgreyvvolf: Beloved is an old school programmer and prefers to handle WordPress at the end of a very long stick ;) All handmade for me during a rare day off. So extra hugs for Beloved.

Coming soon-as-we-can-arrange-more-free-time: More book samples and a daily story feature.

YOOOOOOO!

This just in: Beloved is amazing.

I had a little baby breakdown about the impossibility of trying to break through the glass box that noob authors like me are stuck in. It involved lots of handflaps and raspberries if you’re interested.

Anyway, apparently I need a site so Google can find me. I mean, it can already find my shit on Smashwords and other fine e-Retailers… But this site will be completely different because… uh…

Actually I don’

A little help?

I’m taking a Sanity Day, today. And as such, I’m foisting off as many personal frustrations as I can onto other people :D

Those of you who follow steampoweredgiraffe would also know that our beloved samhears has told us to prompt him with any text scene we’d like him to draw.

…given that I’m rather prolific and my assorted fictions are scattered through three years of prompts and assorted inspirations…

I’d like you to kindly