You seem to be runing low on musefood, so may we hear the tale of The Battle of the Lindt Gold Bunny
There were six golden bunnies. One for each resident of the house they shared. Including Breanna, who paid for them out of their scant communal funds.
There was one left on Easter Sunday.
“Who had one?” Breanna demanded. “I told everyone they were for Easter. We knew. Didn’t we?”
“I knew,” said Cari, then Crystal, then May, then Jenny and finally Ann.
“So who had one? Who had any of them?”
And then Cari’s looser boyfriend emerged from the room he shared with Cari and said, “Aw, cool. You found one,” and snatched it out of Breanna’s hands.
Cold, angry death filled the room as Gav unwrapped the foil.
“What?” said Gav. “It’s just a chocolate bunny.”
And then he put it in his mouth.
Six angry, pre-menstrual women launched themselves towards Gav with whatever weapons they could lay their hands on and murder in their minds. Gav had the presence of mind to run for the nearest exit.
No jury in the world would have convicted them.
As it was, the resulting footage wound up on Australia’s Funniest Videos, World’s Funniest News, and topped out Youtube for seven weeks.
Gav had an awful lot of bad luck with the ladies for years.
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