David Michael Bennett

A 42-post collection

Yeah, I forgot I left this running for a bitty while. Turns out the hours, minutes and seconds re-set when they get to zero.I still haven't...

Yeah, I forgot I left this running for a bitty while. Turns out the hours, minutes and seconds re-set when they get to zero.

I still haven’t got my copy in the mail and I’m debating whether or not to shut this down now. It kinda breaks my heart because it’s beautiful but I don’t really need it

trekkiebeth: Photo shoot outtakes! | photos by trekkiebeth I included the second one just for Chelsea. davidmichaelbennett - please get...

trekkiebeth:

Photo shoot outtakes! | photos by trekkiebeth

I included the second one just for Chelsea.

davidmichaelbennett - please get those gloves repainted. Or upgraded. Or something. The Spine is supposed to be the shiny one.

…unless there’s a neglectful humans subplot going on that I’m unaware of…

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emmi-kat: internutter: emmi-kat: davidmichaelbennett: There's like some falling water and a bunch of trees here. (at Yosemite National...

emmi-kat:

internutter:

emmi-kat:

davidmichaelbennett:

There’s like some falling water and a bunch of trees here. (at Yosemite National Park - Tunnel Overlook)

David is unimpressed, Nature.  Try again.

“Those mountains need to be chocolate.”

“I bought this fork along for nothing.”

temptation to ‘shop those mountains into being chocolate rising…

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Will this do?

Very nice. Thank.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #30:

lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #29:

made into paper doll chain by Hatchworth

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear diary,

I’m slowly running out of money, and my paycheck can’t handle paying for so many hats while still supporting the rest of my lifestyle. As a result, I had to try making a fedora out of what materials I had around the manor.

I ended up creating a fedora out of paper.

Read

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #27:

rabbit decided today would be a good day to play “Detective” and concluded my hat was the murder,this caused my hat to get quite the excectuion

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like

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PLEASE DONT BOTHER BUN

fun123joker:

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What do you do when you encounter a nest by Bunny Bennett? image

Bunny nest and can be disturb when you turn on the lights or turn off the wi-fi. if you find a bunny nest of blankets and pillows LEAVE IT ALONE

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To determine if Bunny is done of your shit place sting around the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the string an hour or two later

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SEE! the sting is down and you

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #26:

Fell asleep on the job and woke up to find it missing

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.

Either way, my being so drowsy during the

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