Since nobody new volunteered - please let me know if you have not received your copy of Kung Fu Zombies.
If it is not in your inbox - check your spam, trash and junk folders. I tend to wind up in there for some reason.
This book is probably going to be my one chance at making an income so PLEASE HURRY with getting back to me. Even if it’s to tell me that you don’t have the time/effort/stamina to beta read.
Thank you for your help.
Beloved has no time for me :(
They’re literally so busy that there is no time for reading.
Which means I need volunteers NOW.
People who want to polish a book for dead-tree publication.
People who can get back to me about what needs fixing. People who know funny.
Please help.
Read more »I need readers, soon, for my finished alpha draft of Kung Fu Zombies.
It has to pass through Beloved’s hands first. Of course.
After that, I will need people who can get back to me in a relatively fast time [if you can devour a book in a day - great! If you can retain info from that, then better] and especially people with a sense of humour.
My idea of funny generally sails over other peoples’ heads. So I need
Read more »You might be aware that I’m trying to make a living with words. Anyone who doesn’t… go check out my Smashwords account and buy something, plib-blobbit!
Ahem.
Thing is, I need beta-readers. People willing to read things-I-consider-finished, things-I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-with and things-I’m-checking-up-on-to-see-I’m-still-going-in-the-right-direction. AKA WIPs.
I have a whole pet universe I want to share. Short stories, long stories, stories of inbetweenish dimensions… all waiting for readers to help with the
Read more »Send me their email address?
I have three stories that I reckon are finished, but every time I ask for volunteers, I get lots of ‘yes please’ and nowhere to send it to.
I ALREADY HAVE THREE STORIES FOR YOU.
Just send me your freaking email address?
Read more »As always, I am working on various fictions to publish with an eye towards making a living out of it.
I need some brave souls willing to plough through PDF’s of both finished and unfinished works of mine and send rational arguments about what I’m doing wrong and why… or, even better, suggestions on how to make it better.
Please send your email in my ask-box and I will send you a soon-to-be-released work that is almost
Read more »You’ve had some free samples of my writing [check the #story tag in my posts] and now I’m looking for Beta Readers because it’s just occurred to me that handing out stories for free before I try to sell them might just be a bad business plan.
So. Does anyone out there with sharp reading eyes wish to subject themselves to the alpha drafts of whatever the heck my warped mind concocts next?
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