Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
Reblogging because something like… 100% of people have stretch marks. Even bony-ass people like me.
Well sure, everyone has them from their growth spurt. While I’ve never been pregnant, I have zebra stripes down both legs because they just grew faster than the skin could stretch.
I got ‘em too. Perfectly normal.
Continued from yesterday:
They were watching _The Bluebird_ with Shirley Temple. Some, like all true fans of MST3K, were heckling the living crap out of it. The quieter ones were appreciating the original dialogue, in-between seeking out lightweight munchables.
A boy and a girl in the Land of the Future were refusing to part, despite the fact that it was time for the boy to be born.
“But sir… we’re in love.”
Sara, who had so far
Read more »I’m in trouble now.
You marvellous, marvellous peeps have downloaded almost one HUNDRED copies of my short story, Scavenger.
The price must be right, I guess.
And lots of you have downloaded samples of my other books, too. That’s great. It is. No sarcasm here.
It’s just… I wish y'all’d BUY something. I need an income, blobdammit! I have expensive tastes and I have yet to get my first $10 out of Smashwords
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Sara opened her eyes to Mr Scott Summers hovering over her. _Talk about unwelcome awakenings… is it too late to feign a blur into consciousness and fake a coma until he goes away?_
_Yes,_ ‘said’ the Professor.
_Fudge._
“What the hell were you thinking?” demanded Mr Summers. “This morning, you were a walking advice column and this afternoon, you’re unconscious from falling down a flight of *stairs* that you didn’
Read more »Age 40, still appreciate a good cartoon :) I also play video games and read the weird comic books so ner.
“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional”
Read more »I’m also playing as skirlgirl and I need some friends to visit :(
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“No,” said Mort. “‘E’s righ’.” They were the most painful words he'd ever said. They sundered his heart for certain. No physical pain ever hurt like this.
Sara was incensed. “I *beg* your *pardon*?”
“You’re sixteen, luv,” he said. “I shouldn’t be doin’ 'alf the things I’m doin’ with ya.”
“Kissing? Holding *hands*?” she provided.
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“She packed her bookshelves.”
“That’s what I’m telling you.”
“She *packed* her *bookshelves*?”
“Which particular word do you have trouble understanding?”
“I have trouble with the whole idea that one sixteen-year-old kid can have a small *library*.”
“Most of it was in storage,” said Sara, turning the corner to find her two newest educators, Mr Logan and Mr Summers. “All the better
Read more »hahahhahahahah
‘no one cares’
I am somewhere between die and burn
I’m in the middle of “drown in your own sweat”… although this year, Dame Nature has set the weather to Blast Furnace.
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Continued from yesterday:
Sam was reminded of the old jokes. _These mutants walk into a bar…_ He could see people at the restaurant observing them. Waiting for the punchline.
“Two weeks and the first thing I see of you is the back of your head," said Callisto. She was waiting in the foyer with a handful of others.
"See?” said Sara to Ororo. “All the way from court to here and he didn’t even
Read more »Neilâs Puppet Dreams with Nathan Fillion. (x)
Usually when I call people perfect, they eventual disappoint me, but NPH just continues to be so awesome I will someday die of it.
Whoever made this a reality has won the Internet.
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I want to have a pair of portable speakers that hook up with my iPhone 4.
And on the stroke of midnight…
I will walk the darkened streets with the speakers (and phone) over my head blasting “Still Alive” on loop until someone either gets the joke or makes me stop.
[But I’ll probably sleep through it, alas.]
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Magneto walked with ease behind the guard. As far as disguises went, having Mystique be a guard was an excellent way to get in to a facility.
And it was personally amusing to get some use out of the late Mr Laurio.
People never questioned a guard, never really looked at who they lead… never *thought*. He was just another man in a grey suit. At least, today he was.
They found her meditating on a bench. The
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In a quiet little cafe, usually chosen by discrete people for discrete purposes, one man speaks too loudly - thus gaining momentary attention.
“You can *not* be serious!”
The gathered discrete stare at the man with the red sunglasses, then turn back to their own business when no further theatre occurs at the table.
Xavier merely tented his fingers and waited until Scott sat back down. "We have to allow for the possibility that some more&
Read more »Creating the sound of the TARDIS
http://scificity.tumblr.com
The single longest-used sound effect, possibly next to the Wilhelm Scream and that awful Stock Crowd Gasp. I have used the phrase, “a sound not entirely unlike someone running a house key down a piano wire” to describe one effect of time travel in a fiction :)
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