Wtf lmao aw he cares about kids
well it’s one thing to be a criminal, it’s another to be actual fucking scum.
False
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No-one was quite sure if the now-almost-constant presence of at least a couple of humans wandering around the Museum of Disturbing Things ooh-ing and aah-ing at the exhibits made things better or worse..
What made the Disturbing Things so disturbing was not only that they existed, but the history that went with them.
Unsurprisingly, the humans had an entire wing. Some were gruesome exhibits from old Terra, like the skull of a man who survived being pierced through it with an
Read more »Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #2:
Rabbit uses her birthday flamethrower to burn it
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was Rabbit’s birthday. Well, not really, considering the bots don’t really have a specific date of ‘birth’ so to speak, but today we decided to celebrate her birthday. We threw her a party in the kitchen.
During the ‘party’, she seemed rather attentive to my fedora.
I love seventeen
Read more »Read more »i just want a hug right now…
HEY LOSERS
HELP THIS KID OUT OR ELSE HE WILL PROBABLY END UP HOMELESS
IF YOURE IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HE NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY
IF YOU CANT HELP OUT IN THAT AREA AT THE VERY LEAST CLICK THE DONATE BUTTON ON HIS BLOG
COME OOOONNN……….
i have 1452 of you here, oNE OF YOU CAN HELP THIS KID OUT
he lives in san diego rn but in less than
(unfortunate real-life inspiration time!)
Considering how the aliens react to comparatively non-corrosive/hazardous materials, they must have either gone into DEFCON 1 or completely catatonic the first time a human vomited.
Other humans making sympathetic noises and cleaning up (*gasp* without even a hazard suit, the horror) while the aliens panic are completely optional
(No wonder the humans are insane, they’re full of hydrochloric acid strong enough to melt their own internal organs)
“We have lost spin,” said
Read more »Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #1:
Qwerty mistakes it for a hotdog. The condiment stains never wash out.
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was average. Go figure, seeing as I’m a technology guy, I was sent to the Hall Of Wires to do some repair work with the control panels. QWERTY kept me company.
He seemed to have a keen interest in my fedora.
Meef is doing the Thing!
Read more »Repaying Old Favours - InterNutter - Steam Powered Giraffe [Archive of Our Own]
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Whoops all ten of my fingers slipped
Read more »It took a surprisingly long time for the other cogniscients to realise how much /they/ scared the humans too.
Of course, some got the message more quickly than others
Lo-grav worlds are rarer than high-grav ones. For reasons that become quickly obvious the more one learns of physics and biology.
When low-gravity life evolves, it happens in artificial environments.
Which are also targets for scavengers.
The spider-people of H'nuf'ruf learned of humans through such expeditions. They never saw humans as dangerous, and
Read more »(You read the book! Yays!)
Uncomfortable: “Can’t rightly say off'a the bat. Used'a be I’d get myself in a het about the squirt’s(Sahra’s) tryin'a talk. Reckon seein’ Mama angry is pretty much up thar. Uh. Of all of it, though? I reckon it were gettin’ picked out fer dum-dum duty after that bomb made me deaf. Weren’t pretty ‘nuff for being a pet. Weren’t useful
Read more »After all that depression news, yesterday, it was great to see you all laughing and having fun.
…I still kinda want to hug you all though…
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Pst!
Enjoy
Read more »“Dear person checking behind the curtain for serial killers, DO YOU MIND?!? Sincerely, serial killer trying to take a shower”
[AN: That’s practically a story on its own.]
Hannibal shrieked and hid his junk with the shower rose. And both hands. “What the hell, Will?”
“Sorry. It’s this place. It’s like I'm compelled to check the shower curtains for serial killers.”
“Well, there’s just me. Do you
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