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Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Well, fuck

My life is a bowl of cherry pits.

First, I can’t get Mayhem his most-desired birthday present because ThinkGeek and PayPal can’t get along.

Then I discover that the only people on the planet still selling the essential accessory I want for my costume… won’t ship outside of the US and also won’t get back to me.

My attempts to retrieve one from other sources fell flat because nobody’s open on a Sunday 9_9

I can’t even see if the local health food place has English Ivy Extract because they’re shut too.

Best-beloved is off to a week in Sydney without me.

Thanks to Show Week, my work week is stuffed. Mayhem stays with me on Monday and Chaos stays with me on Wednesday. And only one of those two options is a day I have to call in about and I keep forgetting which one.

And to top it all off, two friends had a spectacular break-up which included a freaking bail-out plus cop car. One half of the relationship keeps delivering drama bombs into my in-box which makes me upset and scared to look at my messages for fear of the next emotional nuke.

I’m tired, footsore, depressed and eating my emotions.

The story’s going to take a while because our internet is frelled.

real-justice-waluigi: sharkhugger: Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong...

real-justice-waluigi:

sharkhugger:

Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will

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Douglas Adams

Aliens discover The Hitchhiker’s Guide.

(#00581 - A216)

Space, the text said, is big. Really big. If you think it’s a long way down the road to the shops, that’s peanuts compared to space.

“People paid money for this?”

“I think it’s some of their Terran humour…”

“I don’t see any references to trousers falling down in this narrative.”

Bloz glared at Kenka. “You and

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Deathworlders

Humans meet a species from a different deathworld.

(#00580 - A215)

Things around the negotiation table were tense. It wasn’t often that the humans met another cogniscent race that could kill them with ease. The fact that both sides were willing to keep their hostile actions in check was a telling victory for the mamalian side of the negotiations.

For a long time, Trodonti and Human stared at each other.

“We have studied your home planet,” said K'ress.

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I live!

I took my melatonin when I woke up at 1AM and got a full night’s sleep for the first time in forever.

The drawback? I could not wake up on time. Bluh.

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8:08 PM

Take note: Eating an entire bowl of hotter-than-I’m-used -to seafood laksa with two large glasses of milk to kill the fire leads to an uncomfortable intestine situation.

Nevertheless, I am still going to try for my 500 words.

Despite my lack of cognitive skills.

…I’m writing 90% of this book off-my-face freakin’ tired. You’d better buy squillions of copies…

Editing this sumbitch is gonna suck wet farts out of dead donkeys…

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10:25 AM

Finally back. Finished my day job duties.

Contemplating breakfast but feeling queasy.

I sort of wish O'Ranges was real so I could have a big, fluffy, barbecue-scented doggy-hug.

I’m going to be so bloody rat-faced by this arvo.

100% certainty of pizza for dinner.

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