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Building Bitzer part 5 My long-misused jewellery-crafting skills got a workout this afternoon as I turned a substandard necklace into a...

Building Bitzer part 5

My long-misused jewellery-crafting skills got a workout this afternoon as I turned a substandard necklace into a pretty nifty brooch.

I thought the chain would also be cheap and nasty, but no-o-o-o-o… It turned out to be some high-strength previously undiscovered amalgam of tungsten carbide or something as it was an incredible pain in the anatomy to try and break one link.

Even my trusty side-snips [pic 3] barely made a dent in them, but once that dent was made, the link was weaker and eventually succumbed to pressure.

The technique went thusly:

  1. Dent reject link with side-snips. This uses prodigious amounts of muscle and some leaning.

  2. Insert closed needle-nose pliers into the centre of the reject link.

  3. Resting tip of pliers against the table, apply pressure both outwards and down.

  4. Curse a bit whenever the arrangement slips.

  5. Finally get enough gap to winkle reject link free.

Blood sacrifices are not necessary.

The gem holding prongs were shockingly easy to open in comparison, and the gems themselves were minuscule!

I poured one drop of craft clue into the setting, picked up the gem by adhering it to my finger, and pressing it onto place. Then, once it was in, it was just a matter of re-setting the prongs.

Compared to the link removal, it was a breath of fresh air after exiting hades.

Next: Fixing the loose links back into their proper place. My glue gun has a dribbly nose and that’s exactly what I needed for this job.

Part 6 coming soon!

Bits and bobs about to be used in the making of a brooch

Here, you can see that a few little things need fixing

Getting rid of the excess chain was so hard that I had to bust out these babies

Success! Now for the other side

Those junk links were so ruined by the removal process that I had to chuck them. The rest of the chain is with my culch collection

Just look at how firkin tiny those gems are!

But I got them all in with craft glue and swearing

My next secret weapon...

The hot glue gun!

My rig is cheap and has a drably nozzle. I used that to my advantage

Challenge #00604 - A239: One Stormy Evening in a Spaceport Bar

You’ll make it in five days, boosting six points past emergency max the whole way. If the engineer’s been doing his job, the engines won’t blow until you hit eight. Quite safe.

Plasma from Hyperspace leaked with every ship that travelled through a wormhole. And when it reached a certain density, or a one-way wormhole ‘popped’ into a two way passage, electrons discharged through it in a pattern that still baffled mathematicians everywhere.

And for those caught in Crossroads

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Challenge #00603 - A238: Bad, Bad Intel

I may be small, but I screw up big because I’m standing on the shoulders of GIANTS.

The dangerous mammals were clustered in one area. One area full of volatile chemicals, dangerous levels of electricity, and heavy concentrations of methane and pathogens.

Hundreds of them gathered in the night to observe some ritualistic activity that involved rhythmic gyrations and consumption or production of the above substances.

They were a threat to the Mo'fathan Empire.

Which was how Kirxaan the Mighty opened

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Building Bitzer part 4. I found the hat once upon a Halloween in a dollar shop and thought "Ooo! This looks like fun to play with!" And so I...

Building Bitzer part 4.

I found the hat once upon a Halloween in a dollar shop and thought “Ooo! This looks like fun to play with!”

And so I am.

Not shown is the really tacky rectangular buckle that, thanks to the simple fact that it’s plastic, we cut off with side-snips before I could document it. If I find a similar, pre-buggered hat, I shall photograph it for educational purposes.

The white feathery thing was a hair comb, purchased the

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Challenge #00602 - A237: Don't Panic!

“I’m not panicking, I’m watching you panic. It’s more entertaining.”

This was the first time she’d been locked in a room with a human. While it did bring people watching to new and increasingly intimate levels, it did rather limit the options, should said human start lashing out.

As it was, this one seemed to like saying ‘okay’ a lot.

“Okay… Oh….kay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okayokayokayokayokayokay… Ooooohhhhhhh&

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Challenge #00601 - A236:

“The point is, you haven’t let the lack of Seconds stop you. Or the rules. Or respect for reality, as far as I can tell.”

Shayde still wore Public Property Grey, but this time, her footwear was a pair of Hazard Yellow thongs. Indicating that she was both off-duty, and a potential danger to the public. Someone had given her a silver fan brooch, indicating that she was also offensive without training.

“I take it you’ve

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Challenge #00600 - A235: The Challenge at the Third Act

“I never saw you face a wall that, if you couldn’t go over it, you’d not try to find some way around, through, or under, or blow it up with sapper’s charges. Or just bang your head against it till it fell down.”

Ten Standard Years can make a lot of differences. Most of them physical. They can also serve to emphasise the similarities.

Sahra sized up the area. This was open ground in the Cursedland wastes.

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Building Bitzer part 3 The trick to getting an even crackle, I am told, is to get an even surface. This is harder than it looks on a paper...

Building Bitzer part 3

The trick to getting an even crackle, I am told, is to get an even surface. This is harder than it looks on a paper maché mask.

Especially when that mask is divided into sections for testing.

The final method used involved daubing paint mix on with cloth and then lightly rolling it back/smooth with the roller.

Further irritations were met when it looked like the damn paint wouldn’t crackle anyway, since the mask was

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