Realm of the InterNutter

pennyredful:

Girl u know it’s true

I must put the latter line in my next work :D

supernaturalwholock:

staff:

claireredfieldask:

barefootin-bluejeans:

why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes

no peasants

you know what staff i am done with your shit

Sorry. I do not understand the bloodier sports.

Pugilism and, to a lesser extent, pro wrestling, are sports where the primary goal is to cause damage to one’s opponent.

Many of the games in the “kill the guy with the ball” theme [there’s lots!] also feature bloody players as a means of audience excitation. Australian rules football regularly features players who have taped their ears to their heads in order to prevent other players from pulling

Sharp-eyed followers of my twitter feed will get a sneak preview of one page of my next book: Kung Fu Zombies.

Science is dangerous.

The Numidid are a pretty paranoid species. And why not? They’re not from a deathworld like us. The world they came to was not the paradise they expected it to be. Everything growing on it was at the same time familiar to, and very different from, the biota they left behind them. [Eg: A perfectly delicious fruit from home looks exactly like a toxic doppelganger on their new world]

Broken bones lead to death from shock.

And

thefrogman:

Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

The key to the torture is being restrained.