To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
This never gets old
Human Religions
Aliens discover celebrity fandoms (Elvis, Morgan Freeman, etc.) and take them for human religions.
(#00644 - A279)
[AN: This is going to be interesting because the Amalgam Universe does possess the First Church of Elvis…]
From the journals of Kor'kor the Fascinated:
The humans, as always, were very welcoming and allowed me to trade for a ticket to their ceremonial enclosure. The sacrament was a large portion of exploded grain. Perhaps a sacrifice to the spirits?
The exploded grains were coated
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Why would you hate the [species]? The [species] aren’t eating everyone because they’re evil, they’re eating everyone because they’re fucking delicious.
“We need the meat alive for surviving,” said the Horg Captain. Griis. “Is forever the way.”
Of all the deathworlders they had ever met, these were on the most extreme scale. Their world was so badly a class five that it almost qualified for new categorisation as the first and only known class
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Injury II [Starter Sentences]
Challenge #00642 - A277: Forbidden Fruit
Heresy is Delicious. Don’t believe me? Put Kosher mustard on a ham and cheese sandwich and find out for yourself!
“So… you decided to open a restaurant on the greater thoroughfare of the business district.”
“That is correct,” said the lizard.
“All the forms and paperwork are correct… but you also decided to sell foods ordinarily under social and religious restrictions.”
“That is also correct. Cogniscent Shayde performed the idea in public.
Read more »here you go you silly fan, you Glorious :)
here you go you silly fan, you
Glorious :)
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Challenge #00641 - A276: BSOD
Emergency Brain error reboot Y/N
Error encountered at local clock 13:25:57
Erasing subsequent data
Restarting from automatic backup…
The spinning wheel annoyed her as she waited in etherspace for her hardware and software to agree on a stepstone. It was one thing she had in common with the organics.
Sound came first, as the audio receptors booted up. Her assistant was explaining the boot-up process and the need for lexicon patches to the luckless cogniscent who had said
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Happy Birthday Bennetts!
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officialjipersnoe: edmundtherockpikmin: officialjipersnoe: My whole life has been leading up to this moment “The average person...
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“The average person shares 30000 cokes a year” is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is
Challenge #00640 - A275: One Fine Evening in a Filthy Spaceport Bar
We believe that the universe itself is conscious in a way that we can never truly understand. It is engaged in a search for meaning. So it breaks itself apart, investing its own consciousness in every form of life. We are the universe trying to understand itself.- Delenn, Babylon 5
“Well that doesn’t make sense,” said Hwell. He, too, was propping up a bar and ingesting something bad for him. “Humans, we all well know, are
Read more »"Greater Deregulation is my stand-in..." -- See, that's where my suspension of disbelief breaks down. Even the corporations recognize that...
See, that’s where fiction has a harder time than reality.
Right now, there are companies with similar product that have mafia-like territorial zones [A “gentleman’s agreement” if you will] so that each can have their own areas of control, artificially-inflated prices, and customers over a barrel.
Right now, you have corporate sponsors of politicians. And you can bet that each senator has their corporate interests in hand.
Right now, you have corporations muscling out ‘mom
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Free short stories for All Hallows Read!
And while you’re in my Smashwords Profile, you might want to buy some of the other ones. Support this artist in their endeavours, etc.
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<p>Autism isn't something a person has, or a "shell" that a person is trapped inside. There's no normal child hidden behind the autism....
Read more »Autism isn’t something a person has, or a “shell” that a person is trapped inside. There’s no normal child hidden behind the autism. Autism is a way of being. It is pervasive; it colors every experience, every sensation, perception, thought, emotion, and encounter, every aspect of existence. It is not possible to separate the autism from the person—and if it were possible, the person you’d have left would not be the same person you started with.
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