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Zombie Apocalypse Classic Choice: 

The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?

Erm… the spray bottle I use to keep the cats from scratching the furniture??

A glass of Chardonnay, how the hell will that help me?

My cat. The Apocalypse can come; we’re ready.

This extremely hilarious. My weapon of choice: my two year old

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revolutionarykoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: #SaveOurKids (2/4/15): Meet Jessie. Jessie was an unarmed 17-year old queer non-binary Latin@...

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halfbakedidea: pop-juice: The New York Daily News couldn't change its attitude fast enough when it became public knowledge that their...

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pop-juice:

The New York Daily News couldn’t change its attitude fast enough when it became public knowledge that their “thug” was actually an off-duty cop.

Note the change to passive voice, as well as the sudden appearance of the word “allegedly.”

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Challenge #00761 - B030: What a Waste

A numidid who is the living embodiment of handsome - his feathers are perfectly aligned and gleaming, talons sharp and shiny, vibrant crest, and zygomatic arches to make everyone swoon.
He’s also a scientist. (from Amity or not)
Commence shenanigans!

Lu’iz had no idea he was handsome. He carried on in all his beliefs and allowed everyone else to be mistaken in theirs. Such was the life of a scientist.

And yet, every day, he would hear some female on

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Challenge #00760 - B029: Hug-a-Bunch

“And here we have- please put the new ambassador down.”
“But (s)he’s so cute and cuddle able!”

Ha’ri still didn’t understand how she became an ambassador to her people. She was just one of the many, many asteroid-chasers trying to make enough money to pay for more than her ship and its fuel. Especially damages.

Then a ship belonging to the strange, balding apes had come out of nowhere and she made the mistake

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