Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

bunnybennett: A veneer of a human being struggling to make the trolley and find a way out of the sinning dark. What's underneath the rubber...

bunnybennett:

A veneer of a human being struggling to make the trolley and find a way out of the sinning dark. What’s underneath the rubber personality and faulty smile? A bastard decay. The wrong body filled with the rot of the soul. Its wrong down to its core and it will die alone. Let this thing decay in the gutters less it infect others…with those… trolley bones. #bunnybennett #isabellabennett

TBH this photo and that blurb kind of make me want

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Challenge #00742 - B011: You Stole What?

To paraphrase Die Hard:

“Now I have a Death Star. Ho Ho Ho.”

“This is your claim. A dwarf planet in a Sargasso. Big whoop.”

“It’s not a dwarf planet,” said Lenn Ybalius. She was busy watching her controls and making certain she piloted her way in on certain vectors.

“Oh, you hijacked a moon,” singsonged Prella. She had a low opinion of her business partner. “That’s above your usual standards.

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shanellbklyn: sistermaryfake: krxs10: but it's not about race right? Woah This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing...

shanellbklyn:

sistermaryfake:

krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

Woah

This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest.


Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move on cause IT IS and WE WONT until justice is served and equality is established!

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Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac] For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very...

Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac]

For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very subtle.

  1. Semi-patriotic red, white, and blue fun danglers. On gunmetal clips, of course

  2. Demure red pins with glass bugle beads. I broke like four of those little suckers before I figured out how to handle them properly

That’s it until I can lay my hands on six more clip-on finings. I am SO close to being

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Artsy Fartsy part 12! These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial! The...

Artsy Fartsy part 12!

These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial!

The Photos:

  1. Each tassel contains two rings of seven chains

  2. For the earrings, cut two even lengths of wire. Better to cut longer than you expect to use than have to pull it apart because it was too short

  3. Stick a neat little U-bend in one side

  4. Just add tassel rings

  5. Close the wire up and thread any

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Artsy Fartsy part 11! I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE...

Artsy Fartsy part 11!

I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE AAAAAARRGH!

The Photos:

  1. I had all these irridescent beads and a need to make something black

  2. I had all these non-irredescent beads and a need to make something black

  3. This pair of earrings is made almost exclusively from single pairs of things found in grab-bags

  4. I’ll be using some of

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Challenge #00741 - B010: Not Quite MST3K

“Guys! Guys! I have a loaded machine pistol in my hand and I have no idea what I’m doing!”

Shayde giggled. “Awright. That one had a point. The goal is tae make fun of the movie, not the common hollywood tropes, ye ken.”

“It’s still fun,” argued a SPOEn who called herself Molly Ringwald.

“Aye, it is tha’.” She pointed at the screen. “BOOM! Take a shot!” She

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Write your story out in a word processor on your computer, save it, and wait for your internet to return to life. Nobody will mind if it's...

I’m currently using my phone as a wifi hotspot and shall therefore be using the internet VERY sparingly.

It’s a hardware issue - in that the wires that the telephone company were supposed to be maintaining were allowed to fail and now my house and 120 other households are now officially incommunicado until freaking MONDAY.

Today is Friday.

You can guess how pleased I am about all this.

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armalis: sci-fi episodes i want: ship's computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign firmware...

armalis:

sci-fi episodes i want:

  • ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
  • firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
  • unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a
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HALP!

My internet is down. I’m writing this on my phone… and doing that with an instant story is a bag of scrotal hair.

I will if I have to? But I’d prefer not to have to.

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Artsty Fartsy part 10! The Photos: Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea...

Artsty Fartsy part 10!

The Photos:

  1. Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea of the process

  2. You remember these feathers, right?

  3. Well it’s time for them to join their gem stud pals. The glue was mostly dry and it was past time to transfer them

  4. Of course, the blue and black pairs were still too tacky and needed more drying time

  5. In anticipation of the last pair

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Artsy Fartsy part 9! I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of...

Artsy Fartsy part 9!

I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of wonder…

The Photos!

  1. Blurry, out-of-focus picture of my special non-slip nylon knot. You do your regular granny knot, and then you wind the short end around and through the loop a few times. When it pulls tight, it makes a kink that won’t undo.

  2. Slide your bead on

  3. Put your

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Artsy Fartsy part 8! I’ve been shopping! And scrabbling through both my culch and MeMum’s for little bits and bobs. The...

Artsy Fartsy part 8!

I’ve been shopping! And scrabbling through both my culch and MeMum’s for little bits and bobs.

The Photos:

  1. I’ve had these pearl teardrops since the 80’s, but hadn’t done anything with them because the one on the left had a blocked hole. We finally drilled that sucker and now it’s going to a good home!

  2. Three baggies of found culch. One bunch of assorted gold beads

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