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Challenge #00743 - B012: A Requiem for Glory

The grass is always greener on the other side of the nuclear war.
Sometimes due to glowing with radiation, granted.

“War,” said the Elder. “We had to fight it, of course. Those evil bastards on the other continent were going to destroy our way of life. So we had to destroy theirs.”

“Um,” said Krii, raising her hand.

“Yes, what?”

“Did they know that was why we attacked? Because, um, it might explain why they wanted a war with us… maybe?”

“We never attacked,” snarled the Elder. “We pre-emptively defended ourselves from a virulent enemy who would have destroyed everything we hold dear! Those inhuman bastards didn’t even know how to treat women right. They insisted on making them cover up or the girls would get attacked.”

Krii, already holding one Bad Chit for having a skirt two millimetres shorter than it ‘should have been’, asked a dangerous question. “How were they attacked?”

“Acid thrown in their faces. Beatings… horrible, horrible beatings… tied up and shackled if they put a foot wrong. And a man who married her owned her! He could do anything he liked with her, just shy of murder! Now aren’t you glad you live here with us? We let you vote!”

“Um,” said Krii. “But… We have to cover up. And we’re hit if someone says we’re bad even when we’re following the rules. And… Daddy owns Mom. And she can’t say when she wants Daddy to do his business on her. And he’s allowed to keep her on a chain in the kitchen… and Mom has to vote how Daddy tells her…”

“That’s entirely different and you know it. Or are you a Sympathiser?”

Krii shrank down in her place, holding her skirt as far over her knees as she could make it go. “No? I just… I just want to understand how it’s different…” She added the good girl words, “I’m very stupid, but I want to learn.”

“You’re lucky we’re the good guys,” rumbled the Elder. “The difference is we’re protecting you! Those dangerous animals are lurking on every street corner. Subversives set to ruin us! Agents of evil everywhere! They’d think nothing of hurting a girl because they thought she wasn’t behaving right.”

Okay. So… just like her Daddy. “How can we tell the difference? I think I know some bad men who might be Agents… and I want to be sure I’m right so I don’t wind up in bad girl prison.”

The Elder grinned. “Ah. So you think you’ve spotted some Subversives… You’re old enough to support The Party, so I should tell you everything you need to know about fighting for your country, the women’s way!”

Krii dutifully wrote down the indicators of a Subversive. Neatly and clearly. This was important information, vital to the upkeep of the nation.

But it didn’t make sense.

Every man she knew filled out this checklist to a T. And some of the girls, too.

And they also filled the checklist for a proper Citizen and Party Member.

Krii dared her friend Lel to ask the last question. A girl who asked too many questions was a girl who was Trouble.

“What if someone fills both lists?”

The entire girls’ class got hard labour for that one. None of them understood why. It was a perfectly legitimate question.

It was that day, toiling in the hot sun, that the Girls’ Patriotic Liberation Front was born. And it was going to cause a lot of problems for The Party.

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bunnybennett: A veneer of a human being struggling to make the trolley and find a way out of the sinning dark. What's underneath the rubber...

bunnybennett:

A veneer of a human being struggling to make the trolley and find a way out of the sinning dark. What’s underneath the rubber personality and faulty smile? A bastard decay. The wrong body filled with the rot of the soul. Its wrong down to its core and it will die alone. Let this thing decay in the gutters less it infect others…with those… trolley bones. #bunnybennett #isabellabennett

TBH this photo and that blurb kind of make me want

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Challenge #00742 - B011: You Stole What?

To paraphrase Die Hard:

“Now I have a Death Star. Ho Ho Ho.”

“This is your claim. A dwarf planet in a Sargasso. Big whoop.”

“It’s not a dwarf planet,” said Lenn Ybalius. She was busy watching her controls and making certain she piloted her way in on certain vectors.

“Oh, you hijacked a moon,” singsonged Prella. She had a low opinion of her business partner. “That’s above your usual standards.

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shanellbklyn: sistermaryfake: krxs10: but it's not about race right? Woah This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing...

shanellbklyn:

sistermaryfake:

krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

Woah

This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest.


Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move on cause IT IS and WE WONT until justice is served and equality is established!

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Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac] For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very...

Artsy Fartsy part 13! [or 12a if you’re a triskadecaphobiac]

For my last two, I went for subtle… and not very subtle.

  1. Semi-patriotic red, white, and blue fun danglers. On gunmetal clips, of course

  2. Demure red pins with glass bugle beads. I broke like four of those little suckers before I figured out how to handle them properly

That’s it until I can lay my hands on six more clip-on finings. I am SO close to being

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Artsy Fartsy part 12! These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial! The...

Artsy Fartsy part 12!

These were my last clips (currently) so I had to do something special. Which includes a DIY chain tassel tutorial!

The Photos:

  1. Each tassel contains two rings of seven chains

  2. For the earrings, cut two even lengths of wire. Better to cut longer than you expect to use than have to pull it apart because it was too short

  3. Stick a neat little U-bend in one side

  4. Just add tassel rings

  5. Close the wire up and thread any

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Artsy Fartsy part 11! I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE...

Artsy Fartsy part 11!

I was so busy whilst the internet was down that I ran out of clips. I NEED SIX MORE TO FINISH I’M SO CLOSE AAAAAARRGH!

The Photos:

  1. I had all these irridescent beads and a need to make something black

  2. I had all these non-irredescent beads and a need to make something black

  3. This pair of earrings is made almost exclusively from single pairs of things found in grab-bags

  4. I’ll be using some of

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Challenge #00741 - B010: Not Quite MST3K

“Guys! Guys! I have a loaded machine pistol in my hand and I have no idea what I’m doing!”

Shayde giggled. “Awright. That one had a point. The goal is tae make fun of the movie, not the common hollywood tropes, ye ken.”

“It’s still fun,” argued a SPOEn who called herself Molly Ringwald.

“Aye, it is tha’.” She pointed at the screen. “BOOM! Take a shot!” She

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Write your story out in a word processor on your computer, save it, and wait for your internet to return to life. Nobody will mind if it's...

I’m currently using my phone as a wifi hotspot and shall therefore be using the internet VERY sparingly.

It’s a hardware issue - in that the wires that the telephone company were supposed to be maintaining were allowed to fail and now my house and 120 other households are now officially incommunicado until freaking MONDAY.

Today is Friday.

You can guess how pleased I am about all this.

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armalis: sci-fi episodes i want: ship's computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign firmware...

armalis:

sci-fi episodes i want:

  • ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
  • firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
  • unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a
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HALP!

My internet is down. I’m writing this on my phone… and doing that with an instant story is a bag of scrotal hair.

I will if I have to? But I’d prefer not to have to.

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Artsty Fartsy part 10! The Photos: Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea...

Artsty Fartsy part 10!

The Photos:

  1. Never let an opportunity to do something funky pass you by. One shown in pre-assembly so you get an idea of the process

  2. You remember these feathers, right?

  3. Well it’s time for them to join their gem stud pals. The glue was mostly dry and it was past time to transfer them

  4. Of course, the blue and black pairs were still too tacky and needed more drying time

  5. In anticipation of the last pair

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Artsy Fartsy part 9! I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of...

Artsy Fartsy part 9!

I ended this session with a literal pain in the neck and I might not be doing any more tonight, but aah, what works of wonder…

The Photos!

  1. Blurry, out-of-focus picture of my special non-slip nylon knot. You do your regular granny knot, and then you wind the short end around and through the loop a few times. When it pulls tight, it makes a kink that won’t undo.

  2. Slide your bead on

  3. Put your

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