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Challenge #00832-B101: Picnic in the Park

The final holiday on Earth prompt - Author’s choice as to what the human shows their friend again, but this time everything is finally perfect.

[AN: This story happens somewhere in the middle of #00830-B099]

What
bothered Rael the most about travelling the Earth with Shayde was how easily she switched languages and habits to match her environment.

For
instance, as they marched steadily and almost silently through the Australian wilderness, she was singing an ancient song. Thousands of
years old before she even left this planet. And she sung it in praise
of, and to honour, the people who once lived here[1].

She had lived here when they lived here, and learned it from them. And she sung it as automatically as she breathed.

And
there, in the middle of the scrubby bush, was a hidden spring. Like something out of a fantasy book where children discover another plane of
reality. And in this sudden and unexpected pocket of lush green in the middle of dingy khaki… Rael could easily believe that he had stepped
into a different universe.

Shayde grinned as she spread out a
blanket. “I used tae come here wi’ all the local kids. Me standin’ oot
like a sore thumb o’ course. One wee white kiddie in t’ middle of all
the others. We’d go yabbie-ing a coupl’a ponds over. Swimmin’ here. The
ole tree branch is gone. Long gone…” But it was almost as it was, and
that was the point. So much of the cityscapes had changed. None of her
former landmarks existed, any more.

But this place, barely touched by the hands of adult humans, remained.

Everything else in her pack was travelling food. “You brought me all the way here for a picnic?”

Her
face twisted as she evidently struggled not to blurt out some ancient and crude Australian saying. “Aye,” she said eventually. “We can even go
swimmin’.”

“We don’t have our -er- ‘togs’.”

An even wider grin. “And who’s goin’ tae see that?”

He wasn’t quite sure if she was trying to tempt him or trying to pull his leg.

But the food was excellent, and the quiet noise of nature was restful. And he could almost ignore the way Shayde seemed so comfortable with
herself, even without a stitch of clothing on.

He often wondered
what it was like to grow up without a constant atmosphere of
self-consciousness. Or why, even here and now, he insisted on at least
keeping his Skins on as he gingerly explored the water.

Shayde didn’t say a word about his choices. Just showed him how to tickle the local fish and named some of the native birds.

They
shared an impossible four hours in that little spot. Before time, available light, and the scarcity of food demanded that they hike back.
But it had been, all in all, a surprisingly lovely day.

[1] Don’t worry. They left voluntarily to found their own planet. Nobody’s going to steal their land this time.

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Leaked Sony Email Reveals Marvel's Distaste For Female Superhero Movies

Leaked Sony Email Reveals Marvel's Distaste For Female Superhero Movies

chaoswolf1982:

In short, the comic industry doesn't want female-led movies for the same reason Nintendo doesn't want any movies of their works: "We tried a little before and it sucked, so we're not gonna try anymore".

So walk me through the logic, here…

1. Under-budget and under-sell female superhero movies because you don’t believe in them

2. Cast eye-candy “talent” in the lead role who can barely

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profeminist: Victory for transgender people: Mx to join Mr and Mrs in the dictionary For the first time in decades there is a new title...

profeminist:

Victory for transgender people: Mx to join Mr and Mrs in the dictionary 

For the first time in decades there is a new title to join the list of Mr, Mrs, Miss and Ms. 

“Mx is already used by some banks and the Royal Mail

The gender-neutral “Mx” has been introduced as an honorific for transgender people and anyone else who does not identify themselves as either male or female.

It has been added to official forms and databases over the

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australian-government: somaticinsomniac: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to...

australian-government:

somaticinsomniac:

an-xfile:

actuallybenwyatt:

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

ive

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nativeundercover: deliciousfriend: Over 3000 people rallied and marched in Brisbane city on Saturday 2nd of May to protest the forced...

nativeundercover:

deliciousfriend:

Over 3000 people rallied and marched in Brisbane city on Saturday 2nd of May to protest the forced closures of Aboriginal communities in Australia and the ongoing disposession, abuse and genocide that the First Nations people are subjected to.

The protest began with a rally in King George Square at 1pm. As always, those who got up to speak were incredibly inspiring and strong. Then the protest moved to the streets with a march around Brisbane CBD, stopping at each

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goodstuffhappenedtoday: Why NASA Called The Northwest Indian College Space Center It started out as a joke. The students at Northwest...

goodstuffhappenedtoday:

Why NASA Called The Northwest Indian College Space Center

It started out as a joke.
The students at Northwest Indian College on the Lummi Reservation near Bellingham were launching little rockets made from recycled water bottles as a way to do some hands-on science.
Computer science teacher Gary Brandt says calling it a “space center” was just something one of the students came up with.
“And he said, ‘I called us the Northwest Indian College Space Center,‘” Brandt said. “I was

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Challenge #00831-B100: Fun Park a la Deathworld

Holiday prompt the third! Author’s choice what the human shows their companion, as long as it goes pear-shaped

[AN: This story precedes yesterday’s]

Deathworlder entertainments are not advised for non-Deathworlders, said the Wikipedia Galactica, only the native life forms of a Deathworld can withstand even the most allegedly gentle of their entertainment vehicles. Though the Deathworlders insist that these entertainments are safe, be advised that they are only safe for Deathworlders.

Rael could easily believe, and understand those words, now.

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flyingonelove: duanejosepholson: internutter: Attempt at closure. Result - huge fail :( T_TPlease don't start drama with this. My sole...

flyingonelove:

duanejosepholson:

internutter:

Attempt at closure. Result - huge fail :(  T_T

Please don’t start drama with this. My sole goal was smiles. That kinda failed, too. I don’t want it to fail harder.

Story time for anyone who cares:

Once upon a time, I had the vague idea of sending bunnybennett some SPG-themed ear bling in black and red. I didn’t want there to be any mistakes so I sent her an ask about whether she was going

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Challenge #00830-B099: Comfort Food

The holiday continues, introducing the friend to things like non-irradiated cheese, actual lemons, and real dumplings

It started small. Well, comparatively small. A steaming curry at a van vendor, swimming in grease and overloaded with turmeric rice.

What followed was a tour of all the places that still sold unsuitable or unexportable food. Haggis, Casu marzu, Lutefisk. Pizza cones. Powdered doughnut pancake surprise. Death By Chocolate cake.

And now it finished here.

If it wasn’t the birthplace of Unsuitable Food Eat,

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Attempt at closure. Result - huge fail :( T_TPlease don't start drama with this. My sole goal was smiles. That kinda failed, too. I don't...

Attempt at closure. Result - huge fail :(  T_T

Please don’t start drama with this. My sole goal was smiles. That kinda failed, too. I don’t want it to fail harder.

Story time for anyone who cares:

Once upon a time, I had the vague idea of sending bunnybennett some SPG-themed ear bling in black and red. I didn’t want there to be any mistakes so I sent her an ask about whether she was going to pierce her

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Challenge #00829-B098: You Can't Really Go Home

Well, at least the human was excited about the holiday, however ill-advised taking the trip to Earth with them was going to be…

“Thereitis, thereitis! Earth. Aw… it mostly looks the same…”

“I did tell you that it’s been five hundred years since your departure. Geographically, little has changed.”

“I’m goin’ tae stop in at Wales. Go see what’s happened tae home.”

Rael, a little more prepared, had tried to find Shayde’s ‘home’ on a map.

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