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The continuing cost of flexibility…So I kind of need these weird kneeling chairs to try and stop my back feeling like I'm being...

The continuing cost of flexibility…

So I kind of need these weird kneeling chairs to try and stop my back feeling like I’m being stabbed. It’s got to the point where I just can NOT be comfortable no matter what.

I sit up, my back aches. I lie down, I get stabbing pain.

Just about the only place I don’t hurt in in a hot bath and I can’t live in one of those. Alas.

The closest place to me that even HAS these style of chairs is in Eagle Farm. That’s fuck-off far away. And they don’t have an internet ordering system. You actually have to go all the fuck way to Eagle Farm to even look at these things.

Badbacks.com.au has the chairs. It has delivery. It has online ordering… and it has prices so steep that I might as well go abseiling.

Note, though, that the more expensive chair has cheaper postage and handling. Not that it really matters because you’re already dropping $1.2K on the firkin thing.

And the point is moot, because I can afford neither.

I’d be set if they had kneeling chairs at Officeworks. Hell, I’d be set if they had them at firkin IKEA.

But no.

It’s a niche market. There’s no money in it.

Yeah right.

My only hope is that Kung Fu Zombies goes gangbusters and I can get all the things I have ever dreamed of. Including better health. Or at least some firkin comfort.

This has been your irregularly scheduled Piss And Moan session. Bought to you by Why Does My Life Have To Suck?

Why does my life have to suck? Because the Universe hates you!

Dream chair. Definitely can't afford it

Cheapest available chair. Still can't afford it.

Challenge #00867-B136: Manuals Exist for a Reason

Two people are standing in front of [Large, technical, dangerous-but-necessary item]. They are discussing how to do something highly dangerous with it that is their best hope at this point.

Person #1: [Name], walk us through this.

Person #2: First, you’ll want to [BAD IDEA]. Then [ANOTHER BAD IDEA]. After that, [NO]. Then [DON’T DO THIS] and [SERIOUSLY, DON’T].

Person #3: So…basically everything written here, in order, right after ‘WARNING: DO NOT’…

Person #2: Essentially.

The night before

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perlites: martyrized: itsalburton: burning-yaungol: tumorhead: wacomaddict: maboroshinomerrygoround: "'In this moment, I am...

perlites:

martyrized:

itsalburton:

burning-yaungol:

tumorhead:

wacomaddict:

maboroshinomerrygoround:

“‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, Senpai finally noticed me.”

http://smashpansy.storenvy.com/collections/258080-all-products/products/13419384-euphoric-gentlesir-body-pillow-cover

Please support my friend in realizing the dream of people everywhere clutching a Euphoric Gentlesir body pillow at night.

Finally we can all get a nice guy we REALLY deserve. Throw away those asshole pillows!

A true Gentleman

The Body Pillow of your nightmares

I sense that

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Quick reminder/total begging

sketchypandagames:

Hey everyone, if you haven’t heard yet, we’re promoting Aberford as a Concept on Steam Greenlight (it’s sort of a dress rehersal for an actual Greenlight Campaign). If you have a few minutes, would you do us a big favor and upvote us? Currently, we’re ranked #74 out of 4442, but I think we can crack the top 50 with your help.

Doing well in the concept helps us gauge how well we might do in a

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styloxmylo: Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls "Ghost" music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted...

styloxmylo:

Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls “Ghost” music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted this a while back but I removed it to make some minor changes. It’s also parodying the Gorillaz Demon Days album cover. http://www.redbubble.com/people/styloxmilo94/works/13061634-ghost-days?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt

Reblogging just for the interplay between Lewis and Arthur :D

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Challenge #00866-B135: When You Have a Hammer...

Person #1: Great! You just gave an engineer a problem that can’t be solved with duct tape. Now we’re going to be stuck here all day.
Person #2: There are problems that can’t be solved with duct tape?

“Maybe if I recalibrate the spline actuator frigit…”

“What’s the first rule?” demanded Captain Dalia.

Sub-lieutenant
Branley sighed and toed at the metal plate floor. “Never give a stop-over mechanic a problem that can’t be solved with ductape,

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I have a few for staff…Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?How much money are you getting for...

I have a few for staff…

  1. Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?
  2. How much money are you getting for this?
  3. How long do you reckon it’s going to be before Tumblr takes the piss out of this like they’ve done everything else?
  4. Do you have any idea how big a failure this alleged advertising campagin is?
  5. Do you realise that that misshapen attempt at a query mark is buttfuck ugly?

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watermystic277: trainersilv:trainersilv:an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia. it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in...

watermystic277:

trainersilv:

trainersilv:

an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia.  it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in use for 17 days before anyone complained. 

lmao, and allistics say they don’t hate us then pull this shit.

australia has no standards on how to treat autistic children in education. this needs to change right now, or shit like this will continue to happen

reminder that i got anon hate for making this post…

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micdotcom: These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression Because they're interactive, games about anxiety and...

micdotcom:

These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression 

Because they’re interactive, games about anxiety and depression take you into a world where, unlike movies, music and literature, games put you in the driver’s seat. You have the agency to explore, make decisions and be the master of your choices. These six recent games designed for the purpose of helping you deal with, or sometimes better understand, depression and anxiety.

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coldworldgrizzly: krxs10: Teenage boy accused of taking a backpack. The courts took the next three years of his life w/o trial. Boy then...

coldworldgrizzly:

krxs10:

Teenage boy accused of taking a backpack. The courts took the next three years of his life w/o trial. Boy then commits Suicide.

A young man named Kalief Browder, 22, who spent three years on Rikers Island without being convicted of a crime, has just committed suicide.

He had been arrested in the spring of 2010, at age sixteen, for a robbery he insisted he had not committed. There was no proof to suggest he did and when the

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j0y-less:ted:Meet the most successful tech entrepreneur you've never heard of. In 1962, Dame Stephanie Shirley decided she was sick of...

j0y-less:

ted:

Meet the most successful tech entrepreneur you’ve never heard of. 

In 1962, Dame Stephanie Shirley decided she was sick of hitting the glass ceiling for women in the tech industry. So she founded an all-female software startup called Freelance Programmers, and she hired women who had left the workplace after getting married or having children. To get business, she often signed her name “Steve” instead of “Stephanie” in letters. “In those days, I couldn’t open a bank account

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Challenge #00865-B134: One Blood-Soaked Evening in a Norse Battlefield

Valkire. They were the choosers of the slain in Norse mythology, see what you can do with it.

“OI!” Thagr the Unbelievable waved down a passing Valkyrie. “What’s the matter with you lot? I’ve been waiting for ages!”

The battle maiden sneered down at him and declared, “You are not worthy,” before attempting to move away.

“OI! OI! You can’t do this to me! I died in battle, I did. I’m entitled to entrance to Valhalla! It’s

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