Human, that fluid is caustic enough to strip paint from metal! And you're drinking it?? How are you not dead yet??
"It tastes good, it's fizzy, and it helps me stay awake. Besides, its just a soda." -- Anon Guest
Companion Laus could barely contain hir anxiety. "But.. the gasses will cause intense digestive pain. Colic is a fatal--"
Human Tam belched, causing Companion Laus to boggle at him. "You can just do that?"
"Yeah, we can reject stuff that's bad for us. Through either orifice." Tam grinned. "You don't wanna know the gross details about that."
"You are correct," said Laus. "I am still concerned that fluid contains enough caffeine to kill many cogniscents."
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