"Why does everyone think I'm a Vampire whenever I tell anyone I transform into a bat?! There are over 1,200 species of bat and only 3 of them drink blood! I'd rather drink a cricket and fruit smoothie then get whatever Hematological disease you've got!" -- AmberFox
"So... you're undead?"
"What? No! I turn into a bat at will."
"But... vampire bat, right?" said Allie. "So if vampire bat, then vampire, then undead? It's the way it goes."
"No... there's over a thousand species of bat and only three of them drink blood. It's statistically unlikely that I'd even be a vampire bat." Chiro argued. "I'm more into a cricket smoothie with a side of nectar than -euw- blood..."
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