“All hail the sun god, he is the fun god. Ra! Ra! Ra!”
“Gimmie a Q! Gimmie a U! Gimmie an E-T-Z! Gimmie an A! Gimmie an L! Gimmie a C-O-A-T-L! Whadduzit spell?”
“Quetzalcoatl!”
“Whadduzit spell?”
“Quetzalcoatl!”
“Give hearts! And blood! To make the rain! Why do we love ‘im? We might be insane!”
YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!
“Zeus! Zeus! He’s our man! If he can’t do it, Hera can!”
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Shayde offered Rael some of her popcorn. “This is the weirdest episode o’ Horrible Histories ever, yeah?”
“Mmm,” he agreed.
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