I remember it well. Alas, I did not archive it. There may be a Nutboarder out there who has it, or most of it, in their own personal archives.
And to that person - PLEASE send me it?
“…You’re THE Sara Adrien?”
“No, I’m just A Sara Adrien - didn’t you hear we come in six-packs now?”
Context irrelevant, but those two lines must appear. Whether Sara is being sarcastic or literal is up to you.
(#00177)
Sara had never realized she had fans until Thylacine Industries could afford a booth at Genracon.
Five dollars an autograph had only encouraged them.
Ten dollars a picture… she was still
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My sorta/kinda crossover between MLP FiM and DS9
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Commence Personal log, Security Chief Odo. Once again, Starfleet’s insistence on records and lists and files forces me to take note of events as if my memory is not reliable enough.
In this case, I have to make note of events as they occur, establish a pattern, and present such evidence to the commander before action can occur. And, since it has to take place in a personal log, I also have to make note of my thoughts and feelings
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More AU'ness.
Read more »(#00175)
“So… this is happening,” said the police chief. “WHY is it happening?“
"I don’t know, sir,” said her immediate underling. “I just know it’s continuing to happen…" The swirling patterns of ink on his skin became the repeated word TRUTH.
Many a near-riot had begun because of the quasi-cogniscent ink that had spread like a virus over the skins of all citizens of Bayville. Many men were very upset to find themselves indelibly
Read more »We round up all the hateful, misogynistic, racist asshats in the world.
And all the self-confessed Nice Guys.
And move them to Texas (room for everyone in the world, remember?).
And wall those fuckers in.
Then we film the inevitable results and glory in the schadenfreude.
I just have one question for the rest of y'all:
Who’s making the popcorn?
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Reincarnation v. the Evo crew.
Read more »(#00174)
“I know it’s cheap to eat here, but god damn… who wants to eat this crap?”
“Koreans, maybe?” said Todd. “Look, jus’ try a few things a’ight? Koreans eat it an’ live.“
"I don’t eat anything I can’t identify,” said Pietro.
“I stopped listening at ‘all you can eat’,” said Freddy. He was already taking a sampler.
“Heywow… How’d they get all the little lines on
Read more »“Mad! I’m not mad! Your brain is just too small to see the beauty in my ingenious master plans! - [name], Federally Funded Mad Scientist in Training
(#00173)
"My brain is just fine,” said Stark. “You, on the other hand, have had way too many red bulls and treacle toffees, and definitely not enough sleep.”
Sara wheeled on him. Her pupils were pinpoints and her eyes were red. “SLOWLY I TURNED! Step by step.
Read more »“When I said that it was nice that you could recite the same dirty limerick in 5 different languages and have it rhyme, I was not asking for a demonstration.”
“Aaaw… but I’m almost up to Pharsi. Do you know how hard it is to rhyme ‘Calcutta’ in Pharsi?”
“No, and I don’t particularly care. We’re supposed to be working on theoretical math, not filthy poetry.”
“…aaaaawwww…”
“Fo-cusss…”
“But this isn’t as much fun.”
“Ai! Focus.”
Sara pouted.
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The things I come up with when a blackout hits…
Read more »“When I said that it was nice that you could recite the same dirty limerick in 5 different languages and have it rhyme, I was not asking for a demonstration.”
“Aaaw… but I’m almost up to Pharsi. Do you know how hard it is to rhyme ‘Calcutta’ in Pharsi?”
“No, and I don’t particularly care. We’re supposed to be working on theoretical math, not filthy poetry.”
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