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Training up the Baby Tongue

Okay, so I will admit to having a diet free of anything slightly burn-ish. The spiciest thing I cook is chilli con carne sans the chilli, and with a moderate amount of ginger instead.

Trouble is, everything everywhere is full of hotter spices than a splash of ginger.

And I often can’t stand it.

I need to train up to withstand the spicier stuff. And I need to do so in such a way as to not turn me off the whole endeavor.

Any hints and tips as to how to evolve my baby tongue?

superdoctorlockstuck: beautifulworldofhetalia: lastglimpsetheatre: dolphinhats: alicexz: toothyhalcyon: Welcome to Tumblr. Holy shit...

superdoctorlockstuck:

beautifulworldofhetalia:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Im so happy I got a laughing Prussia on my blog

I GOT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY :D my life is complete


Accurate

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Lockheed's perspective on human and/or mutant courtship rituals

(#00204)

He had had enough sun, for now. Lockheed stretched and flexed. Time and past time to find his human. His time on this planet had taught him that humans needed to be looked after. Companionship was the second-to-primary need for human survival.

And he didn’t want Kitty to be too lonely without him.

Lockheed took wing, flying above the other humans in this place with connections of their own. Some, he would allow to enjoy his presence. He liked the

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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

levihanji:

getsuswet:

nickthenerd:

 

  1. Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
  2. TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
  3. Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

-Erik.

oh

FYI, I’m going with Soup because I don’t want my instant stories to get lost

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Why the X-Men are no longer allowed at the zoo, and why Kurt got offered a summer internship there.

(#00203)

For a change, it wasn’t Kurt’s fault. He had been minding his own business, chatting to the elephants in Mahout at the time.

Logan, as tour guide, was waxing lyrical about the predators when a lioness, recognizing a threat, neatly snagged his face from behind and tried to drag him inside.

Fourteen mutants unleashed their powers at once, resulting in general panic, twenty escapes, and overall mayhem.

Kurt was the one who came to the rescue, with the help

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Challenge #00202: Haunted

Your ghosts never really leave you

[Feels Warning: Contains imminent demise]

Miles fought for his next breath. He was dying. He knew it. Ekaterin knew it. His beloved little army knew it. Only his grandchildren were really still in denial.

In all honesty, it was surprising he lasted this long.

Damn meds they had him on were giving him some interesting reactions. Just as well, really, since the decor at ImpMil sucked dead donkey balls. Everything was very, very interesting. And he

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Challenge #00201: A Kiss of Home

“ How long has it been since I’ve stood in the rain? ”

Lyr could only predict that the individual who called herself Shayde would ‘bring trouble’ if they let her out of her isolated environment. However, since the genetechs had concocted and released a super immunoflu that once again vaccinated known populations against extinct diseases like measles, they had increasingly less reasons to keep her there.

Humans were considered insane by the larger populations of the galactic

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Challenge #00200: You're in Good Hands With Mawlitt-Badlii

“We’re very particular about how it should be handled. Do you understand that?”

“Of course we understand,” said the human. “We’re a cargo company that takes anything, anywhere, anytime, and we always follow instructions.”

“Yes,” said T'griis. “But the phonetic pronunciation of your company name…”

The human grinned in a way that clearly pronounced that they didn’t want to grin at all. “We’

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Challenge #00199: Spiritus in Machina

Lives and souls to buy, sell or trade

[Trigger warning: Most of the story that takes place occurs on one of the Greater Deregulations where women are property]

When Mary woke, she knew she wasn’t Mary any more. The strange feeling of duality that had accompanied every update so far was not there, just an echoing sensation of emptiness.

It was a peculiar thing to wake up and realize that you must have died sometime after your last save.

The

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progressiveauspol: Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing A Sydney man who believes an...

progressiveauspol:

Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing

A Sydney man who believes an invisible spiritual being created the earth, impregnated a woman and devised intricate views on what constitutes a family, says the Emissions Trading Scheme is flawed because carbon emissions are not visible to the human eye. 

The man, who also hopes to become Australia’s next Prime Minister, is the same man who once described the Clean Energy Regulator as a

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