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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12626 posts

Challenge #00760 - B029: Hug-a-Bunch

“And here we have- please put the new ambassador down.”
“But (s)he’s so cute and cuddle able!”

Ha’ri still didn’t understand how she became an ambassador to her people. She was just one of the many, many asteroid-chasers trying to make enough money to pay for more than her ship and its fuel. Especially damages.

Then a ship belonging to the strange, balding apes had come out of nowhere and she made the mistake

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modmad:Oh my god I did it. I made the thing.I'm still very new to this, so please be patient with me while I stumble around like a newborn...

modmad:

Oh my god I did it. I made the thing.

I’m still very new to this, so please be patient with me while I stumble around like a newborn calf for a couple of weeks, but yes! Do you like TPoH? SKIP? Any of the random crap that I pour out onto your dashboard from time to time? Well you can help me make it! Extra goodies and very possibly much more time spend on drawing things you want me

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themountainwillmove: asscii: i found a bunch of things for people who do not have a lot of things.i apologize if there are any problematic...

themountainwillmove:

asscii:

i found a bunch of things for people who do not have a lot of things.
i apologize if there are any problematic blogs in there, i tried very hard not to have any controversial tumblrs in this list.
i also apologize if there aren’t as many nonbinary links, it was much harder to find non-binary references, as you can probably imagine.
there are tons of things i probably missed, so feel free to add on to this post.

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Wardrobe Malfunction

We return to the campaign of Kermit the Frog and Undead!Fred Rogers, who is now starting to look a bit…ripe. This leads up to a live debate where bits of Mr. Rogers visibly start falling off, ending in a total structural collapse during his concluding speech.
Even with one member a rapidly putrefying puddle of flesh, the Frog/Rogers ticket is still far in the lead.

(#00759 - B028)

[AN: I want to go on the record that I find

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So That's What They're Up To...

Scenes from an apartment building for divinities who lack major worshiper populations. Thor complains about Sobek using all of the building’s hot water, Huitzilopochtli and Apollo are catty he-bitches to each other, and even the other Gods of Death agree that Anubis is damn creepy; that sort of thing.

(#00758 - B027)

[AN: Apologies for the eurocentrism, but I did have to do very quick research on this and finding non-european obscure gods is an exercise in frustration]

Hestia ran the

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Challenge #00757 - B026: The Visitor

Part of a tiny story - Unfurl by IPostAtMidnight
She usually enjoyed unfurling a fresh sheet over her bed, swishing it out like they do in those detergent commercials. Tonight, however, as the sheet settled down onto the empty mattress, it outlined the contours of a body.

It wasn’t a pleasant silhouette, either. It was the doughy shape of a man who couldn’t be bothered with himself. And further, the sheet above the body immediately stuck to pools

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