"I shall bring you the heart of your greatest enemy!"
"What, all of year 10 English class? Messy." -- Anon Guest
"Wait. What? A high school English class is your greatest enemy?"
"Sit down and I'll tell you a tale," said Miss Evans, dedicated megalomaniac. "A tale most horrifying. A tale about the biggest group of irreverent, foul-mouthed, foul-minded punsters that have ever breathed."
Loqui was already feeling trepidatious. "Are you sure you have to? I'm a smart enough minion to get that picture wholesale."
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