Theory

A 3-post collection

Monday, Configuring the Jiggery-pokery

There's a certain illogic to what I'm doing on Mayhem's work days. It works very well in theory, but the practice leaves something wanting.

The problem: I would normally spend four hours just driving hither and thither to get Mayhem to work and then back again.

The wrinkle: He can apply for early time off now that they don't need him, since the rush season has petered off.

The solution: He applies for early time off [E-Time] whilst I enjoy breakfast and create a fiction for my daily expectations. Theoretically, he gets to go home and it's only two hours on the road. Efficient, effective, and economical.

What actually happens is that after the allotted time runs out, he's still at work and I go home. Then I either get the call halfway back or I don't get it until I'm elbows-deep in other shenanigans.

Life is complicated.

And doing this on Monday means I miss out on the Archive's backup readings.

Anyway... Looking for better solutions until Mayhem learns to drive himself is appreciated, but public transit takes seven firkin hours.

Steven Universe brain fart

The episode Monster Buddies got me thinking.

During the transformation sequence where the gem transforms into Centipeedle, it briefly takes a humanoid form.

All the monsters have gems. So do the Crystal Gems.

Maybe… Maybe the monsters are Gems who got corrupted by evil forces. Rose Quartz was trying to heal them…

Steven may be the anti corruption force the corrupted Gems need.

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Warning: epileptic trees ahead

I love Adventure Time. So do Mayhem and Chaos. And, being the overthinker that I am, I just had to concoct my own timeline based on things I’d picked up from the show.

Brace yourself. A wall of text is coming:

Dec 21 2012 happens with a surprising lack of disasters, quietly ushering out the Age of Science and welcoming the new Age of Magic.

May 2014 Simon Petrikov unearths the Enchiridion and some other artefacts of magic potential. He

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