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Challenge #01134-C037: A Slip of the Pun

http://haberdashing.tumblr.com/post/138651636069/fenrir-kin-meowjorie-my-christmas-gift-to -- Gallifreya

[AN: Eeeeeeuuuuuwwwww...]

"I told you, I can only work with the spirits of departed people. Animal ghosts don't understand speech."

"Well something has to be done. I'm tired of getting woken up at dawn by all the honking!"

"I'm very sorry. All I can do for ghost geese is make them think it's winter so that they migrate. And that will exacerbate your vulnerability to head colds."

"Geese. Ghost fucking geese. How the hell does anyone get ghost geese?"

And that was when Maestro Leopold said exactly the wrong thing. "Murder most fowl?"

He didn't get paid for that gig.

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08. Fire Fire

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officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #8 - Fire Fire
Written by David Michael Bennett

“Oh it’s such a shame, of all the things to go wrong while out in space”

*deep breath*

*earsplitting fangirl scream*

It’s happening
It’s real

Remember when we thought it was gonna be on MKIII and it wasn’t and at first they didn’t tell us why and we had

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bathsabbath: culturallyrelevanturl: susiephone: astra-lux: Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like,...

bathsabbath:

culturallyrelevanturl:

susiephone:

astra-lux:

Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, he’s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay. 

If all the LGBT people are as “DOOMED” as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least we’re in good company. 

I was about to say I can’t believe I didn’t

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tylersegguin:adamjk:comic sands This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes,...

tylersegguin:

adamjk:

comic sands

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

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Challenge #00854-B123: Ahead by a Nose

Child: Mommy! Mommy! I found a head! Can I keep it?
Mum: No, you can’t keep it. Now go and give it back to the gentlebot who lost it.
Child: They didn’t say “thank you”, Mommy.
Mum: Don’t worry about it, dear. Some people don’t know how to be polite after they’ve been decapitated.

[AN: We all know the gentlebots of steampoweredgiraffe​ are well-mannered enough thank peeps who help when they’ve lost their heads, so…

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So That's What They're Up To...

Scenes from an apartment building for divinities who lack major worshiper populations. Thor complains about Sobek using all of the building’s hot water, Huitzilopochtli and Apollo are catty he-bitches to each other, and even the other Gods of Death agree that Anubis is damn creepy; that sort of thing.

(#00758 - B027)

[AN: Apologies for the eurocentrism, but I did have to do very quick research on this and finding non-european obscure gods is an exercise in frustration]

Hestia ran the

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