Matter Master David

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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the same fedora I wore on the first day of this terrible month.

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Perhaps the hats are fated to die…

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #30:

lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #29:

made into paper doll chain by Hatchworth

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear diary,

I’m slowly running out of money, and my paycheck can’t handle paying for so many hats while still supporting the rest of my lifestyle. As a result, I had to try making a fedora out of what materials I had around the manor.

I ended up creating a fedora out of paper.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #27:

rabbit decided today would be a good day to play “Detective” and concluded my hat was the murder,this caused my hat to get quite the excectuion

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #26:

Fell asleep on the job and woke up to find it missing

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.

Either way, my being so drowsy during the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #23:

Turned into a bird’s nest

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

Today Peter V decided he’d hire an actual gardener to come in, after receiving a sternly worded complaint from Walter Guy Gary about being a scientist and not a gardener. I, however, was still instructed to be outside with the gardeners so that they knew how the garden was supposed to be set up.

Once

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #22:

Rabbit feeds it to the toaster

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Today was one of my more relaxing days. I only had some work to do in the afternoon and that was all that was scheduled for me, so I was given permission to sleep in. As a result, I also had time to sit down and have a more proper breakfast than I normally did.

I

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #21:

GG eats it

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Once again I had a rather average day. I worked on some upgrade designs for the robots, this time with the robots present so that I could ask them what they wanted in the next update to their chassis’. Needless to say, not many of the ideas were used, but I got a general sense of what they’re

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #20:

GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it

[prompt given by anonymous]

Dear diary,

I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.

I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #17:

Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.

Today I

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #16:

Hatchy’s hatch. Enough said.

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I honestly don’t know what happened today. I think Hatchworth accidentally went to sleep with his hatch open again. I don’t understand why he was programmed with the ability to sleep anyway, or why he decided to sleep during the day this time, but it happened, and we Walter Workers were scrambling to keep the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #15:

Matter Mistress Bunny (she’s *mean*)

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Bunny and I were badgered by a lot of twin questions today. I don’t know why, maybe somebody was recently informed of our twin-ness and got interested. Maybe a new employee was hired and pondered if anybody had ever asked us such weird twin-related questions before.

Either way, I was hoping my fedora would stay

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #14:

Hatchy ate it

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Today is Pi Day. Hatchworth misinterpreted this, as he had last year, to be Pie Day, which meant the manor smelled unusually nice today as dozens of pies were baked by the Hatchmeister himself.

To be quite honest, I thought my fedora was going to be safe today…

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When a fedora gets mistaken for a pork pie

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #13:

Wanda made it into a purse

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today I served as a bit of an escort for the members of the house who weren’t employees. Peter Walter V had called a meeting of sorts, I wasn’t told the details, and I was one of the people sent out to round everyone up into the living room to get the meeting started.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #12:

Rabbit gives it to the man living in the hedge maze and no-one’s brave enough to go try and get it back

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

We discovered today that the yard work wasn’t all done! We thought Gary and I had done a real good job with the weeds and the plant management, but it looks like we forgot about the hedges!

Once

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