Hlep

A 2-post collection

My humblest of apologies...

Today’s story may well be my last.

Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.

Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.

It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.

It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.

If you need me, I shall be going quietly insane because writing fucking hurts and I can’t not write.

You can help by paying money for my books. Yay.

O… someone give me some good fucking news, today. I need it.

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thefinespine: LOOK AT MY KIDS ok blog for the babies let's see how long this takes to crash and burn I have half a filk to the tune of...

thefinespine:

LOOK AT MY KIDS

ok blog for the babies let’s see how long this takes to crash and burn

I have half a filk to the tune of _Look at my Horse_…

Pete I: Look at my kids, my kids are amazing. Rabbit, don’t lick!
Rabbit: Oooh! They taste like raisins

…and somehow it ends in a water tank catching fire.

Take it, someone

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