Challenge

A 351-post collection

Challenge #00094: Glee?

Glee, Scott and BIG expectations.

Scott straightened his tie before he knocked on the door. It was one of those doors that had complicated directions to reach. If Sara were here, she’d be humming bits from Phantom of the Opera. Just as well that she was doing something obscure and possibly fascinating somewhere else on the planet.

The name Glee conjured to the brain some chirpy, grown-up version of Orphan Annie. Someone who could burst out into song at a second’s notice and dance at the drop of a hat. Sam’s description of glee conjured up a scruffy-haired troglodyte who had to be reminded to eat. And perhaps wore goth fashions.

Knowing Sara like he did, Scott kept his preconceptions to himself and knocked.

“Enter,” said a clear, high voice. Emotionless.

Scott did as he was bade. It was a small space, largely dominated by file boxes and shelving. His space was diplomatically clear. “Hi,” he said, “I’m Scott Summers.”

“The alliterative ambassador between myself and more nypical jurors, judges and other lawyers, I heard.” She surfaced from behind the monitor and revealed herself to be a stunning beauty. Athletic, favouring the robust side rather than whippy. There were obvious traces of Native American in her features. Her clothes were crisp and clean and without ornament. “Glee Wydham. My great-grandmother was a member of the Cherokee nation before you ask.”

“Get asked a lot?”

“It’s usually the first question. And thankyou for looking me in the eye.”

They shook hands. She tested his strength like any man would. “Well… for want of a better way to explain it… I’ve been practicing.”

“Prescient of you. I approve. I half expected some telegenic lug who breezed through on technicalities and didn’t know the first thing about treating women like people.”

“Thank-you-I-think,” managed Scott.

“Sit,” said Glee. “How good are you at memorizing things?”

“Not that great. Sorry.”

“Your lug score just went up.”

“But you need a friendly lug or you’re going to lose, right?”

“I can work you up some question cards. You know how to ask embarrassing questions? Either for you or for the one on the stand?”

“I’ve… had practice at that, too.”

“Hm. We’ll see. Trial’s this afternoon. I’ll hand you your scripts and you read them. Do you need those glasses?”

“Yes. If I take them off, anything I look at gets blown to bits.”

“Nasty. We’ll find a way to cope. Fortunately Judge Kedishae is sypathetic to the -ah- genetic outliers. Good news for you, good news for us, and especially good news for our client.”

“I have a client already?”

“We have a client. Messy divorce. Wife claims he used his mutant powers to make her marry him. Seeking to introduce multiple counts of rape as well.”

“*Can* he mind-control?”

She looked at him like a dog who had just done a very clever trick. “Smart question. An equally smart question is: how can we tell?” She smiled a rare, venomous smile. “And you have until one PM to figure that out, because that’s when we’re due in court.”

“Fab.” Scott activated some chat software and quickly found Sara. Thank goodness for brilliantly intelligent mutants who rarely slept.

He typed, _Need way to fake a mind-controller into controlling some1. NE hints?_

[Muse food remaining: 2. Submit a prompt! Ask a question!]

Challenge #00093: Pretense

Jean’s greatest failure in attempting to be normal.

New school. New people. Nobody here knew anything about Jeannie Grey. About the voices. About the creepy things that happened around her. About the way she knew things nobody had told another soul.

All under control, now. Professor Xavier had helped her get a grip on her powers. Stop the voices. Stop the things floating around.

She could feel the thin veneer of normalcy cracking under the pressure, sometimes. She’d

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Challenge #00092: Long Green

X-Men:Evolution/Girl Genius crossover.  Perhaps Forge’s dimensional tinkering goes awry yet again?  I’d be curious to see as to how you’d do it…. :3 

Somewhere outside of Mechanicsburg…

Gil was cold. This was not a surprise because he was in the middle on the very pointy mountain range that was part of the geographical defenses of Mechanicsburg. The plus point about being stuck in the middle of an impassable mountain range were thus:

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Challenge #00091: Pax Adriens

Sam and Scott, post meltdown, disagree on his view of getting along.

“Sara’s idea?”

“Not… entirely.”

“Hm,” Sam joined Scott on the balcony. “I thought I detected a thumb on the scales.”

“So what? Duncan got everything he deserved and then some.”

“I can’t deny he’d earned some justice,” Sam allowed. “But I’ve always felt you should allow your enemy

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Challenge #00091: Um... Whoops

Paul, in the visitor’s room, explaining to his parents why his bail was set so high.

“Five thousand dollars?” Dad was shrieking. “Loitering is a bullshit offense. Especially in an abandoned structure. Why the HELL is your bail five thousand freaking dollars?”

“Um… Uh…”

“Spit it out, boy.”

“There’s -ah- someevidenceontapeofplottingrapeandmurder…”

Dad’s face when deadly pale. “You stupid little shit…”

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Challenge #00090: Faith in Humanity...

Tenderness from an unlikely person in an unlikely place.

Ow.

Not fair. The heart-warming speech should have worked. The whole ‘pick on someone your own size’ thing inherent should have at least made them ashamed of themselves.

But no. Sara had to get an ugly of thugs who took her whole shame-on-you speech as an open invitation. At least the kid got away. She’d made certain.

Which left her back open for attack.

_Mental note. Don’t

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Challenge #00089: The Inherent Perils of Silly Season

When glitter goes awry.

Silly Season had started early. It was an excuse for the humans to vent some of their usually-socially-inhibited insanity and to allow things to ‘all hang out’.

Not literally. There had to be standards.

Rael had done his best, with all the other nonhuman JOATs, to make sure the possibility of damage was limited. A certain amount of nonsense was expected, even permitted, during Silly Season. Already, some of the harmless mainstays were occurring.

Not only

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Challenge #00088: Happens Stance

Anywhere in the story: “It happened, and because it happened, it had to exist whether they liked it or not.”

There were thousands of words to describe Shayde. “Annoying” just happened to be in his top five. She had a uniquely twentieth-century disregard for others’ established preferences and his in particular. And this wasn’t the first time he wished inwardly that he had not been the first responder to her spectacular arrival.

Rael found her.

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Challenge #00087: My Apologies for the Pun

End with this sentence: “No matter what happened after, no one could ever say he’d been subtle about it all.”

Public forums like this were what Clayton Endicott had been born for. He had worked hard to reach his station in the Galactic Standards Committee and his people - humans in general and the people of Earth in particular - needed his voice today.

He was going to filibuster the living spit out of the Generic Food Standards

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Challenge #00086: The Ninth Step

Sara’s mom and Scott have a chat during her wait while attempting to do a bit of step work with Sara. Scott actually receives good advice from her in the process, albeit slightly jaundiced in delivery.

Jacquelline Adrien had changed a lot since Scott last laid eyes on her. Gone was the Pink Chanel power suit and the ludicrously small hat. Gone were the Label accessories and the solid layer of Mary Kaye cosmetics. Gone, too, were about five pounds

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Challenge #00085: They Fight Crime

Morning becomes eccentric.

It wasn’t fair. It really wasn’t fair. Sharing the same house with someone who operated in a different time zone was every colour of unfairness.

“Good morning, good mor-ning,” she sang. “You’ve worked the whole night through, good morning, good morning to you.”

And it was really unfair that he loved her beyond all reason. Because mornings made him grumpy.

He was a night-owl. She was a morning person.

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Challenge #00084: Dance!

Shayde’s first day taking dancing lessons.

[AN: Shayde’s first dancing lesson was when she was a 5YO Katie Walker…But I’ll take ‘modern’ 25thC dance]

“And left… No, the other left. Stage left!”

“Ow!” Shayde flinched away. “How’s someone so skinny so darn heavy?”

“I’m denser than I look.”

“Ye can say that twice,” Shayde muttered. “Why

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Challenge #00083: By the Book

The 5th oldest trick in the book and the simpleton who fell for it.

As kidnappers went, this fellow was not particularly bright. He’d definitely dotted on to the idea that one should grab the most vulnerable member and attempt to extort money from the remaining family.

He’d forgotten that the remaining family most convenient to this situation was an Augmented St. Bernard by the name of Nanny. Who operated on a schedule of events and was now

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Challenge #00082: The Muse Woos

Julie, Nana, buckets of paint and why artists sometimes get away from themselves.

Nanny the Augmented dog had fallen asleep by Julie’s easel. That much was evident from the paint spatter on her cloak and skirt. And Julie had opened all the paint cans in a flight of colour-inspired fancy. That was evident from the rainbows of new spatter all over the floors and walls.

What wasn’t instantly evident to Raak was how the two of them had

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Challenge #00081: Graduation

In lieu of college or teaching at the institute, Sam Adrien offers Scott Summers an internship upon graduation. Creeping doom raises the hackles on Scott’s neck subconsciously.

He did it. He passed the bar. He was now entitled to enter the cut-throat world of the law. And very possibly defend his fellow mutants against the slings and arrows of outrageous senators who, say, wanted to ban mutants.

Sam Adrien, like many blonds, was going darker in his old age. On

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