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Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :) I didn’t vote for him. Nobody likes him. The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd...

Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :)

I didn’t vote for him.

Nobody likes him.

The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd announcing he was going to raise taxes just before the election.

Smart. Not.

Fingers crossed that Abbott is a one-term wonder.

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progressiveauspol: Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing A Sydney man who believes an...

progressiveauspol:

Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing

A Sydney man who believes an invisible spiritual being created the earth, impregnated a woman and devised intricate views on what constitutes a family, says the Emissions Trading Scheme is flawed because carbon emissions are not visible to the human eye. 

The man, who also hopes to become Australia’s next Prime Minister, is the same man who once described the Clean Energy Regulator as a

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Giant, fluorescent pink slugs found on mountain

Giant, fluorescent pink slugs found on mountain

amongthegentlymad:

I'm putting this up for my GG fanpeeps because clearly there's a Spark at work in Australia somewhere...

And,

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On the recent floods

First: Damnit, America! Do something about this climate change before it gets irrevocable on all our arses!

Right. That’s off my chest.

There is little crueler in Australian weather than flooding rain that follows a drought. Any attempt to avert incipient disaster by letting some water out of the dams is greeted with immense hue and cry. Because we’re not sure we’re ever going to get water again.

Then everything gets effed up because the water&

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An open letter to the Republicans planning on moving to Australia

Dear nongs idiots yobs wankers yanks (aw fuckit) Reppos:

We would welcome you to Australia. We’re a welcoming bunch [once we’ve figured out a suitably isolating slang for yaz, of course] we’ll even chuck another steak/prawn on the barbie for ya.

There’s just a few things you ought to know before you pack your bags.

1. You might have heard that the lady in charge of this country is an atheist. This is

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