If it isn’t poisonous, it’s venomous.
If it isn’t venomous, it’s hostile.
If it isn’t hostile, it can still rip your shit if you piss it off.
Just… don’t approach our shy and retiring wildlife without full plate armour. You’ll be safer that way.
This just in: part of Queensland has caught fire.
This just in: part of Queensland has caught fire.
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Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :) I didn’t vote for him. Nobody likes him. The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd...
Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :)
I didn’t vote for him.
Nobody likes him.
The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd announcing he was going to raise taxes just before the election.
Smart. Not.
Fingers crossed that Abbott is a one-term wonder.
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tastefullyoffensive: owlturdcomix: Where no one will ever find it. Yeah, that’s probably how it happened :)
owlturdcomix: Where no one will ever find it.
Yeah, that’s probably how it happened :)
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progressiveauspol: Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing A Sydney man who believes an...
Read more »Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing
A Sydney man who believes an invisible spiritual being created the earth, impregnated a woman and devised intricate views on what constitutes a family, says the Emissions Trading Scheme is flawed because carbon emissions are not visible to the human eye.
The man, who also hopes to become Australia’s next Prime Minister, is the same man who once described the Clean Energy Regulator as a
Giant, fluorescent pink slugs found on mountain
Giant, fluorescent pink slugs found on mountain
It would seem to be something you'd see only in a cartoon or at a Phish concert, but according to park rangers in New South Wales, Australia, dozens of giant, fluorescent pink slugs have been popping up on a mountaintop there. "As bright pink as you can imagine, that's how pink they are," Michael Murphy, [...]I'm putting this up for my GG fanpeeps because clearly there's a Spark at work in Australia somewhere...
And,
Read more »On the recent floods
First: Damnit, America! Do something about this climate change before it gets irrevocable on all our arses!
Right. That’s off my chest.
There is little crueler in Australian weather than flooding rain that follows a drought. Any attempt to avert incipient disaster by letting some water out of the dams is greeted with immense hue and cry. Because we’re not sure we’re ever going to get water again.
Then everything gets effed up because the water&
Read more »An open letter to the Republicans planning on moving to Australia
Dear nongs idiots yobs wankers yanks (aw fuckit) Reppos:
We would welcome you to Australia. We’re a welcoming bunch [once we’ve figured out a suitably isolating slang for yaz, of course] we’ll even chuck another steak/prawn on the barbie for ya.
There’s just a few things you ought to know before you pack your bags.
1. You might have heard that the lady in charge of this country is an atheist. This is
Read more »Rules of Australia
Every now and again, I come up with rules that my country seems to follow.
This is one of them.
If a vessel is left alone for any significant portion of time, it will have a spider in it.
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