So here's a situation:

I'd like to get my hands on some wholemeal flour. Any wholemeal will do since you can transition a sourdough starter to literally anything going as long as it's in the same family.

Obviously, if I want a rye starter, I'm going to need another jar.

However, you can use a starter with any other kind of flour you like, so long as it's got the carbohydrates for the yeast to feed on.

Beloved's corporation has realised that office space and having butts within are not strictly necessary. Like, they need the space for the servers to exist in and people to pop in now and again to make sure they're maintained, but... most stuff has been telecommutable for quite some time.

Thanks to movie companies not wanting to lose via lockdown, there's no more reasons to have a cinema release, so this might be the end of movie theatres.

Most recent news about the plague is that a lack of Vitamin D can increase your risks of suffering adverse effects from catching the plague. The good news is that half an hour in the sunshine is enough to generate that internally. So go ye forth and photosynthesise.

I haven't heard anything outrageous from the Muppet yet, and it looks like China's glorious leader is absent minus an important trace... Their media is scared to report anything beyond "everything is wonderful". Not good behaviour when the people need a smooth transition to the next glorious leader. Preferably appointed by the predecessor's posthumous endorsement.

I have been up all morning since half-past the new day, so I want to sleep, but I owe you a story.

Also I owe my podcast listeners an apology for not posting an episode on time. It's not like many people were paying attention to it anyway.

Story first. Attempting to pay attention long enough to write it before I should go shopping.

Wish me every luck. It's 7AM already.