"Okay, I'm going to ask again, and this time you better give me an answer that makes some fragging sense... HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL SANITY DO YOU 'MISPLACE' AN EIGHT-FOOT-TALL PIG-MAN?!" -- Anon Guest
"Okay, firstly, the correct term is Peccaroid..."
"Actually, firstly, the matter at hand is how the hell they managed to go missing. If the cops see them, they're going to wind up in some super-luau."
"Or on the force?" Lucas attempted a grin, but the joke wasn't that funny, even the first time. "Okay, so I swear they were right behind me when I went into the kitchen to fix us some food, but when I turned around..."
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