"Do you want to explain why you caused mass hysteria and almost created a national incident?"
"You know these things happen when I'm left alone." -- OohLookShiny
"Hwell," sighed Ax'and'l. It was an old sigh. The kind of sigh that had put up with enough crap to make a rocky giant planetoid out of it. "I told you to mind the cargo..."
"And I did. I was. Honest," said Hwell. "I only stepped away t' help this wee lass--"
Ax'and'l moaned automatically. Hwell had a near-catastrophic ability to be interested in young ladies who inevitably lead to trouble.
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