A Tragic Mispronunciation and its results
“This is all your fault!”
“Me? It was him that didnae recharge his teletubby.”
“Assistant.”
“Whatever.” Shayde struggled upright. "And he said he wanted a bubble-bath of oranges…“
"A meal at Unsuitable Food..”
“I was bein’ amenable.”
“You do not take Ambassador Maliik’s common nouns at face value!”
“Well I wasnae given the Cliff Notes!”
“Could this day get any wor–”
“DON’T ASK THAT!”
Baaaa…
“Well. Whaddaya know… Purple sheep like bubble-bath oranges.”
One of them licked his ear. Rael sighed. “Just… help me find Ambassador Maliik before security gets here? Please?”
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