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Challenge #00868-B137: Mistakes Were Made

After http://internutter.tumblr.com/post/119809238784/challenge-00851-b120-one-fine-evening-at-a

The deathworlder’s attempts to apologise for the earlier incident and continue to express interest in the little havenworlder

This negotiation booth had a clear barrier between the Human called Bear and the Agamid called Ryll.

Both parties had a security detail and a negotiations counsellor.

“I’m very sorry,” said Bear. “I didn’t mean to scare you. Usually those lines get a big laugh.”

“Cogniphagia is humorous?” meeped Ryll in alarm.

“Uhhh…” said Bear.

“The human named Bear is referring to some recreational procreation activities native to his species,” informed the negotiations counsellor on Ryll’s side.

This earned the counsellor a slow and incredulous boggle.

“It’s true,” said Bear. “Females of my kind are amenable to friendly nibbling in sensitive areas.”

“Your teeth are sharp,” said Ryll. “My skin is not as strong as yours.”

“Yeah I wasn’t thinking it through,” admitted Bear. “I thought that since you were in the area, you’d already got the resistance to us.”

“You’re… aware?”

“I might be a bit slow, but I’m not ignorant,” Bear smiled, carefully keeping his sharp teeth out of view. “If you like, I can escort you through a series of cleared experiences.”

Ryll meeped again. So alarming. “I must… acclimate myself… to the concept,” she allowed.

Bear offered his contact details and a promise that he would not pursue her company.

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The continuing cost of flexibility…So I kind of need these weird kneeling chairs to try and stop my back feeling like I'm being...

The continuing cost of flexibility…

So I kind of need these weird kneeling chairs to try and stop my back feeling like I’m being stabbed. It’s got to the point where I just can NOT be comfortable no matter what.

I sit up, my back aches. I lie down, I get stabbing pain.

Just about the only place I don’t hurt in in a hot bath and I can’t live in one of those. Alas.

The closest

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Challenge #00867-B136: Manuals Exist for a Reason

Two people are standing in front of [Large, technical, dangerous-but-necessary item]. They are discussing how to do something highly dangerous with it that is their best hope at this point.

Person #1: [Name], walk us through this.

Person #2: First, you’ll want to [BAD IDEA]. Then [ANOTHER BAD IDEA]. After that, [NO]. Then [DON’T DO THIS] and [SERIOUSLY, DON’T].

Person #3: So…basically everything written here, in order, right after ‘WARNING: DO NOT’…

Person #2: Essentially.

The night before

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perlites: martyrized: itsalburton: burning-yaungol: tumorhead: wacomaddict: maboroshinomerrygoround: "'In this moment, I am...

perlites:

martyrized:

itsalburton:

burning-yaungol:

tumorhead:

wacomaddict:

maboroshinomerrygoround:

“‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, Senpai finally noticed me.”

http://smashpansy.storenvy.com/collections/258080-all-products/products/13419384-euphoric-gentlesir-body-pillow-cover

Please support my friend in realizing the dream of people everywhere clutching a Euphoric Gentlesir body pillow at night.

Finally we can all get a nice guy we REALLY deserve. Throw away those asshole pillows!

A true Gentleman

The Body Pillow of your nightmares

I sense that

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Quick reminder/total begging

sketchypandagames:

Hey everyone, if you haven’t heard yet, we’re promoting Aberford as a Concept on Steam Greenlight (it’s sort of a dress rehersal for an actual Greenlight Campaign). If you have a few minutes, would you do us a big favor and upvote us? Currently, we’re ranked #74 out of 4442, but I think we can crack the top 50 with your help.

Doing well in the concept helps us gauge how well we might do in a

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styloxmylo: Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls "Ghost" music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted...

styloxmylo:

Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls “Ghost” music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted this a while back but I removed it to make some minor changes. It’s also parodying the Gorillaz Demon Days album cover. http://www.redbubble.com/people/styloxmilo94/works/13061634-ghost-days?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt

Reblogging just for the interplay between Lewis and Arthur :D

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Challenge #00866-B135: When You Have a Hammer...

Person #1: Great! You just gave an engineer a problem that can’t be solved with duct tape. Now we’re going to be stuck here all day.
Person #2: There are problems that can’t be solved with duct tape?

“Maybe if I recalibrate the spline actuator frigit…”

“What’s the first rule?” demanded Captain Dalia.

Sub-lieutenant
Branley sighed and toed at the metal plate floor. “Never give a stop-over mechanic a problem that can’t be solved with ductape,

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I have a few for staff…Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?How much money are you getting for...

I have a few for staff

  1. Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?
  2. How much money are you getting for this?
  3. How long do you reckon it’s going to be before Tumblr takes the piss out of this like they’ve done everything else?
  4. Do you have any idea how big a failure this alleged advertising campagin is?
  5. Do you realise that that misshapen attempt at a query mark is buttfuck ugly?

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watermystic277: trainersilv:trainersilv:an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia. it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in...

watermystic277:

trainersilv:

trainersilv:

an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia.  it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in use for 17 days before anyone complained. 

lmao, and allistics say they don’t hate us then pull this shit.

australia has no standards on how to treat autistic children in education. this needs to change right now, or shit like this will continue to happen

reminder that i got anon hate for making this post…

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micdotcom: These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression Because they're interactive, games about anxiety and...

micdotcom:

These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression 

Because they’re interactive, games about anxiety and depression take you into a world where, unlike movies, music and literature, games put you in the driver’s seat. You have the agency to explore, make decisions and be the master of your choices. These six recent games designed for the purpose of helping you deal with, or sometimes better understand, depression and anxiety.

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