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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12172 posts

Challenge #00941-B210: Idiosyncrasies

The person who asked about the human Oshit reaction witnesses a human watching the YMCA spider video for the first time (and the human is not like one of my best friends, whose reaction is still “Kill it with fire!”)

K’leb’th happened to find a space to sit near an unfamiliar human. Ze was messing around with a palm-sized device and occasionally playing things for hirself.

Ah. This human, much like Cambry, had subscribed to The Daily Meme, a co-operative

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I got the EMAIL!

That special email that warms a foaming Weeabot’s heart.

My order has shipped <3

Alas, when I clicked the tracking link, I got this:

My descent into insanity begins early, it seems.

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the-grace-of-cas:sonianeverland:heyhey frienddont kill yourself tonight okyou have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to...

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

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jossisgod: insanely-smart: important-shit-masterlist: PREACH MOTHERFUCKING PREACH Thank you for the STEAM reference, Adam!! And you can...

jossisgod:

insanely-smart:

important-shit-masterlist:

PREACH MOTHERFUCKING PREACH

Thank you for the STEAM reference, Adam!!

And you can thank JEB BUSH for Florida’s “teach for the test” educational system. 

All of this and more.

Teach teachers to recognise different ways of learning, and then to utilise that.

Teach school systems how to recognise more than one kind of intelligence.

Teach the education system that tests are not a sign on learning.

Just because you can quantify your results, does not mean that they

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20. Hold Me

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #20 - Hold Me Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett

“And I wish that I could be like the desert
He never seems to cry
I wish that I could be like the ocean
She never needs to ask why”

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19. It's Cosmic

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #19 - It’s Cosmic
Written by David Michael Bennett

“Don’t tell me that it’s cosmic
I know it’s cosmic, oh yeah
It’s said we’re written in the stars
and that’s the truth by far, I know”

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Queensland Gothic

  • There are dead snakes on the road. Somewhere in your line of sight is currently on fire. It’s perfect beach weather. Pack up the esky.
  • No matter which way you go to your destination, you will pass a dead possum.
  • You must put something inside your shoes when you take them off or there will be a spider in them in the morning. It’s too late. The spider is already there.
  • Drilling small children on the venomous things that live
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Challenge #00940-B209: Arachnophilia

An alien aware of the general human reaction to spiders runs across someone whose first response to an Oshit is “how cute!”

“Being cautious, please, Engineer Murray,” K’teth warned as she unlocked her vessel. “Security measures on vessel mine being non-standard.“

The brown-skinned human grinned. “No worries. You can call me Baz. Everyone does. Now… I know you were knocking around Pirate Turf for a year or so?”

“Yes. Learning fast, am I, there are few tech solutions to hackers.

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